Cage's scene in the airport with Ben Stein.
Jack: I've got a major problem. My fiancéâ€™s been kidnapped and taken to Hawaii, I've got to get there now.
Ben Stein: Well I'm trying to make arrangements to get to Milwaukee for my nephew Douglas's wedding on the 21st.
Jack: You're not even FLYING today?
Ben Stein: No! Consumer Reports said that if I make my travel arrangements two weeks in advance...
Jack: YOU SEE THIS LINE? WE ARE ALL FLYING TODAY!
Airport Lady: Please sir, if you don't get back in line, then...
Jack: THEN WHAT?! I'll be ARRESTED? PUT... IN... AIRPORT JAIL?! Just get your ticket and move on, okay, get your GODDAMN ticket, and move on!
(applause from other people in line)