Awesome / Machete Kills

  • Machete kills a mook by lifting him by his neck, and then jamming his machete into a fuse box, killing the mook with the electricity flowing through his own body! And the best part? It doesn't even affect him!
  • Machete gets hanged, but instead of dying, he just gives the corrupt sheriff a Death Glare until he is released.
  • Machete Drives a speedboat full throttle so it upends onto the docks and shreds several mooks with the propellers.
  • "Pucker up, loverboy!" Machete defeats Desdemona in a makeshift hospital by charging a defibrillator and applying it to her gun bra, throwing her back several feet. "Clear!", indeed.
  • As Machete is chased by guards while running to a helicopter, he fires his grappling-hook into the blades, then spins around at over two hundred miles an hour, slicing heads off all the while.
  • Luz manages to kill Miss San Antonio in spite of being blind.
  • Machete rides a missile and disarms it in mid-flight!
  • The trailer for "Machete Kills Again...In Space!" showcases some potentially awesome action sequences including a lightsaber-like machete duel.
  • What about the President in bed with three hot interns? That's pretty awesome, right?