Awesome / Machete Kills

• Machete kills a mook by lifting him by his neck, and then jamming his machete into a fuse box, killing the mook with the electricity flowing through his own body! And the best part? It doesn't even affect him!
• Machete gets hanged, but instead of dying, he just gives the corrupt sheriff a Death Glare until he is released.
• Machete Drives a speedboat full throttle so it upends onto the docks and shreds several mooks with the propellers.
• "Pucker up, loverboy!" Machete defeats Desdemona in a makeshift hospital by charging a defibrillator and applying it to her gun bra, throwing her back several feet. "Clear!", indeed.
• As Machete is chased by guards while running to a helicopter, he fires his grappling-hook into the blades, then spins around at over two hundred miles an hour, slicing heads off all the while.
• Luz manages to kill Miss San Antonio despite being blind.
• Machete rides a missile and disarms it in mid-flight!
• The trailer for "Machete Kills Again...In Space!" showcases some potentially awesome action sequences including a lightsaber-like machete duel.
• What about the President in bed with three hot interns? That's pretty awesome, right?

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