* Actually managing to ''beat'' the game.
** It's so amazing that just about any winner would jump around, scream, and celebrate.
** Even more awesome is winning on impossible, which has no save points and thus forces you to '''start the whole game over''' if you die. [[note]]There is in fact an [[GoodBadBugs exploit]] that allows you to save just before the final boss, but considering how much of the game you have to get through beforehand...[[/note]]