Awesome / Diary of a Mad Black Woman

  • When she overhears Charles smack Helen, Madea storms in gun in hand.
    Madea: Oh, do it. Please hit her, please hit her. I wanna see you do it!
  • Helen decides to pay Charles back for everything he put her through, including but certainly not limited to smacking him around a bit and throwing him headfirst into the bathtub.
    Helen (after slapping Charles upside the head): Let me explain something to you: ''Old'' Helen is gone, and you will not talk to me like that. Now I came here to help you, but now, I'm gonna get even.
    Charles: Helen I think you need t—
    Helen: SHUT UP!!!