- Helen decides to pay Charles back for all the grief he caused her, including but certainly not limited to smacking him around a bit and throwing him headfirst into the bathtub.
Helen (after slapping Charles upside the head): Let's make something clear. ''Old'' Helen is gone, and you will not talk to me that way again. Now I came here to help you, but now, I'm gonna get even.Charles: Helen I think you need t—Helen: SHUT UP!!!
- When she overhears Charles smack Helen, Madea storms in gun in hand.
Madea: Oh, do it. Please hit her, please hit her. I wanna see you do it!