A crowning moment for Lucius would be when he berates the Barralhaven's regulars for falling for Phoney's Mystery Cow scam;
Jonathon Oaks: They tried to make fools outta us!
Lucius: You made fools outta yerselves! You let this fast-talkin' squirt trick ya into bettin' on a cow that didn't even exist! Isn't that what happened, Phoney?
Phoney: Yeah, yeah. That's it. We don't need to dwell on it.
Lucius: (Grabbing Smiley) You let yerselves be talked into bettin' yer life's savings on this idiot dressed in a cow suit!
Smiley: Is it me, or is it getting stuffy in here?
Lucius: But I warned ya! I told ya you were bein' played for a buncha saps, but ya didn't listen to me, did ja? Huh? Did Ja? That's right! An when Gran'ma Ben won that race, I was th' only one who bet on her! Me an' Gran'ma coulda split that pot, but nooooo... We felt sorry for ya! All bets were off an' we let ya have yer livestock back! All told, I'd say you girls got off pretty easy!
"BACK OFF OR I START SWINGIN'!!!!!"