- Beavis' "We're never gonna score" speech, while sad and funny, has Oscar written all over it.
Beavis: Dammit! This always happens! I think I'm gonna score and then I never score! It's not fair! We've traveled a... um... um... uh... a hundred miles, because we thought we were gonna score! But now it's not gonna happen! Dammit!Bus Driver: Hey, buddy! Sit down!Beavis: Shut up, asswipe! I'm sick and tired of this! We're never gonna score! It's just not gonna happen! We're just gonna get old, like these people! But they've probably scored!Bus Driver: Hey, I'm warning you! Sit down!Beavis: It's like this chick's a slut!! And look at this guy! He's old! But he's probably scored a million times!Old Guy: Ohhh-ho, yeah.Beavis: But not us! We're never gonna score! We're never gonna score! We're never gonna score!Bus Driver: All right, that's it, numbnuts!!! [gets in a fight with Beavis]
- The scene where Butthead has the audacity to make a pass at Chelsea Clinton ("I noticed you have braces. I have braces too. Uh huh huh huh.") She responds by hurling Butthead through the second-floor window. Damn!
- Butthead, plus Beavis by proxy, unwittingly becomes a national hero. Butthead catches the X-5 unit during a scuffle between ATF agents and Mr. Anderson, and while everyone recoils in horror, Butthead merely stares at his hand completely befuddled. Then he hands the unit to Agent Fleming with a nonchalant "Uh..... here you go." That's right, Butthead's apathy and stupidity saved America, and he and Beavis get to meet the President. Not bad for two guys just looking for a TV.