We can't leave! We never met that chick... Dammit, we were supposed to get some! Butt-head:
Uh huh huh... Settle down, Beavis. Beavis: No!!
settle down! Not this time! Dammit, this always happens! I think I'm gonna score and then I never score
! It's not fair
! We've traveled a... um... um... uh... a hundred miles, because we thought we were gonna score! But now it's not gonna happen! Dammit! Bus Driver:
Hey, buddy! Sit down! Beavis: SHUT UP, ASSWIPE!
I'm sick and tired of this! We're never
gonna score! It's just not gonna happen! We're just gonna get old, like these people — but they've probably scored! Bus Driver:
Hey, I'm warning you! Sit down! Beavis:
It's like, this chick's a slut! And look at this
guy! He's old! But he's probably scored a million times! Old Guy: Ohhh-ho, yeah
But not us! We're never gonna score! We're never gonna score! We're NEVER GONNA SCORE! Bus Driver:
All right, that's it
, numbnuts!!! [gets in a fight with Beavis]
You want some more, you little punk?! Beavis: I'll kick your ass!