* ''Radio/ImSorryIllReadThatAgain'' had this (paraphrased):
-->'''David Hatch:''' Jorrocks had prepared an evening of hunting, shooting, maiming, killing, disembowelling and bridge.
** Also, there's a sketch from the sixth season in which a man calls a solicitor's firm as he's being sued for libel. "I wrote a letter to the local paper in which I rather foolishly implied, in an indirect roundabout way, that a certain public figure was the leader of an international gang of jewel-thieves and that he went around committing murder and rape and pillage and arson and cut his toenails on the kitchen table and never used a handkerchief."
* Subverted in ''Radio/TheSpaceGypsyAdventures'' when Gemma's criminal record is read off: stealing shuttles, handling stolen goods, bootlegging, counterfeiting, and shoplifting. The last one turns out to mean lifting a shop 450 feet off the ground.
* The blurb for the Creator/BigFinish episode ''[[Recap/BigFinishDoctorWhoCCS7E9TheScorchies The Scorchies]]'' has the description "The Scorchies want to take over the world. They want to kill the Doctor. And they want to perform some outstanding showtunes."