[[AC: Franchise/AceAttorney]]
* ''TurnaboutSubstitution'': When talking to Rhea Wits about her computer, her hobbies on it include creating scuba-diving simulators, hacking the pentagon's computer, and chatting with friends on the internet.
-->'''Apollo''': Yeah right, like she knows how to chat on the internet!

[[AC: Webcomic/AxisPowersHetalia]]
* [[http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/17942.html?thread=55843350#t55843350 This]] Webcomic/AxisPowersHetalia KinkMeme fill shows the nations' meeting expenses; they spent thousands and thousands of dollars on everything from strippers to long-distance phone calls to [[NoodleImplements tweezers]], and then one dollar and fifty cents on gum.

[[AC: Franchise/{{Batman}}]]
* From [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3851787/1/The_Jokers_Wild The Joker's Wild]], a ''WesternAnimation/TeenTitans'' crossover in which SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker features prominently (mind you, he sent Harley out to get torture implements): "Did you get everything? The drills? The nails? The acid? The matches? The custard?" This doubles as NoodleImplements.

[[AC: Manga/{{Bleach}}]]
* In the Manga/{{Bleach}} fanfic [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7471458/1/The_First_Guardian The First Guardian]] the first chapter has a list of things Ichigo can't do (given to him by his Zanpakuto Spirit):
--> "You can't fly, Ichigo."
--> "You can't phase through walls, Ichigo."
--> "You can't read minds, Ichigo."
--> "You can't use the Force to trick people into buying you things, Ichigo. The Force doesn't even exist."
--> "You can't stay up all night today, you have exams coming up soon and you have to be on your best."

[[AC: ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes]]
* Examples from [[Fanfic/Swing123AndGarfieldodiesCalvinverse the Calvinverse]]:
** Done repeatedly in ''Fanfic/CanYouImagineThat''.
---> '''Calvin:''' What're we going to do? Why is he chasing us? How will we escape? Where does this path lead? When will our bedtime be?
*** Then there's this:
---> '''Calvin:''' Yesterday, you made a remark on the feasible membership of Susie Derkins. She is the rival of our club. Plus, she's a girl!
*** Also this:
---> '''Hobbes:''' Of course, when I say 'big galoot', it means that you're handsome, intelligent, and, uh, both of your legs are the same length.
*** Another example:
---> '''Retro:''' The thing is that I will be the winner here. I ''will'' [[TakeOverTheWorld rule the world.]] ''I'' have the advantage. ''I'' have the CoolCar!\\
'''Tracer:''' He's got a point.
** From ''Fanfic/CalvinAndHobbesGetXtreme'':
---> '''Hobbes:''' We're raving from cold and starvation and lack of comic books.
** One gag in ''Fanfic/CalvinAndHobbesIIIDoubleTrouble'' has the aliens smashing several of Calvin's mom's antiques, causing her to cry out every time. It ends with them destroying a clock worth about 50 bucks (compared to the fine china that was destroyed before). She reacts in exactly the same way.
** In ''Fanfic/RetroChill'', Calvin says that second grade involves "mustard gas, whips, swinging pendulums and [[EverybodyHatesMath long division]]."
** From ''Fanfic/CalvinAndHobbesTheSeries'':
---> '''Lenny:''' Uh, bad news, boss! It would appear that Dave blew up the navigation console, and Biff knocked off the steering wheel. And Jeff just broke a window!
*** And from another episode:
---> '''Andy:''' Where do you suppose that (a door) leads to?
---> '''Sherman:''' I dunno. Dungeon, torture room, bloodthirsty zombie, the mansion's balcony.
*** Another instance:
---> '''Mother Brainstorm:''' [[NoIndoorVoice YOU'LL MOW THE LAWN! YOU'LL DO THE GROCERY SHOPPING! YOU'LL SCRUB THE FLOORS! YOU'LL CLIP MY]] [[{{Squick}} THICK YELLOW TOENAILS!]] ''[[NoIndoorVoice YOU'LL BE WATCHING DAYTIME TALK SHOWS WITH ME!]]''
*** And again:
---> '''Sherman:''' (translating hieroglyphics) Let me see here, curse... curse... another curse... insurance guarantee... ah, here we go.
*** And in the very first episode[[note]]it's a ScriptFic[[/note]], Hobbes lists his OverlyLongName as "The Ultimate and Most Powerful Predator on the Planet Earth, with Razor Sharp Teeth, Deadly Claws, and Urge to Kill Stuff, and Also Has Opposable Thumbs, and is Able to Stand Up On Two Legs".
*** Then there's "Thunderstorm", which has this:
---> '''Thunderstorm:''' Success! Now we have absolute threat! Excellent! The place can actually do some evil-like damage now! Every glitch is finally repaired! The gamma-rays are fully-loaded, the laser-cannons are set, the navicomp is functional, and the cappuccino machine has bendy straws! I'M IN THE GROOVE AGAIN!
*** And the three listed objects that "seemed remotely suspicious" are knives, razors, and [[AcceptableTargets English IV textbooks.]]
*** From "Camping Trip Part 2":
---> '''Mom:''' CALVIN, BE CAREFUL!\\
'''Hobbes:''' YOU CAN DO IT!\\
'''Dad:''' DON'T LOSE THE FISHING ROD!
*** During a flashback in "The Transmitter Conspiracy Part 1", we have Andy introducing himself to Socrates:
---> "I enjoy video games, basket ball, and putting up with [my] pet talking hamster."\\
[[LampshadeHanging It was an interesting introduction.]]

[[AC: CrossOver]]
* In a ''Naruto''/''Negima'' crossover fanfic, "[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7441275/1/ Broken Faith]]" by Kur0Kishi has this as well in a side mission unrelated to the main plot.
--> "Sorry, calling it a missive is an understatement. He sent a clone that somehow traveled 500 miles from here to our Main Headquarters in under 3 hours over land and water, bypassed all official channels and communication protocols, slipped through our ward scheme like it wasn't there and evaded 130 individuals affiliated with our Association, including our entire Security Force. I found him drinking a bottle of 1978 Montrachet wine while chatting with my wife about the finer points of miso ramen in my own private quarters."
* In Fanfic/GensokyosHeart, the [[WordOfGod Author's Note]] for the second Intermission asks us three important questions.
--> "How does [[VideoGame/{{Touhou}} Yukari]] know about [[VideoGame/StarCraft the Xel'Naga]]? What [[TheChessmaster could she be planning]]? Why is she so obsessed with the idea of [[HasTwoMommies Chen being her and Ran's daughter]]?
* In Fanfic/MassEffectHumanRevolution, [[Franchise/MassEffect Wrex's]] listed crimes include "Two hundred and sixty-seven counts of driving under the influence, three hundred and seventy-five counts of vandalism and assault, and one count littering." [[spoiler: However, that littering charge is due to [[GroinAttack ripping off another Krogan's testicles and tossing them into a public lake.]]]]
* ''FanFic/MystarasLittlePoniesFriendshipIsAdventuring'': The list of crimes Marcus (or rather, his alternate identity Eric of Vestland) is charged with in chapter 3:
-->"He is wanted for the theft of the Water Elves' Pearl, an affair with a Minrothadi ambassador, wearing an Augrist high priest's hat when unqualified to do so, stealing the harem of a Thyatian Ambassador, mocking the Thyatian Emperor, wearing the Sacred Hat of Valerias inappropriately, misleading youth, mocking the gods, failing to pay for 8 sandwiches, and 3 moving violations. Among other crimes."
* In the crossover fic ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7239383/3/National_Security National Security]]'', [[Webcomic/AxisPowersHetalia America]] is mildly miffed at whoever decided he should go into hiding after he ends up with [[WhiteCollar Neal]] [[GentlemanThief Caffrey]] on the grounds he could have been stuck with an actual bad guy like a murderer or a rapist or a non-taxpayer.
* The description for ''Fanfic/NoGodsOnlyGuns'' uses this:
-->''Ancient artifacts of immense power. Murderous synthetics. Ruthless megacorps. Unscrupulous mercenaries. Genocidal stellar god-machines. Incompetent galactic governments. Claptrap dubstep. The horrors of the galaxy are many....''
* In ''Fanfic/NoHoper'' [[Manga/DeathNote Light]] is not happy about having to attend [[Literature/TheHouseOfNight the school for vampyres]]:
-->'''Light:''' It wasn't 'just' anything! I've barely been here 24 hours, and already I can see what the next four years are going to consist of: ''Sick'' minds, ''[[SurroundedByIdiots mind-numbing]]'' [[SurroundedByIdiots conversation]], and [[FantasticRacism disgusting, degenerative,]] [[SuperOCD disorganised]] HELL!
* In ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7156582/6/That-Which-Holds-The-Image That Which Holds The Image]]'', [[Series/DoctorWho the Doctor]] is telling [[Franchise/HarryPotter Harry, Ron and Hermione]] about some of the places the Tardis has gotten him.
-->"I materialised this box on the Security Deck of The Admiral Tholtrich. I landed this box on top of a Regulation Zebra prison ship, whilst it was in warp. This box got me a seat next to Brangelina at the Oscars."
* ''FanFic/AShadowOfTheTitans'': [[AxCrazy Gadjo]] at one point lists all of his {{Berserk Button}}s: zombies, [[CainAndAbel his brother]], those who threaten [[TrademarkFavoriteFood pie]], and people who send him text messages.
** When Jade is going over her gathered school supplies, they're all mostly normal (for [[AcademyOfEvil the HIVE]]), but she also mentions a "needlessly creepy" paperweight resembling Tarakudo.
* ''[[FanFic/MonstersInParadise Monsters In Paradise]]'': While Koishi Komeiji is briefly hospitalized in Hearthome City with her mind-reading powers reawakened, she picks up an analysis-in-progress from the nurse assigned to look after her. Amongst other things: the nurse's questions being answered before they were asked, the difficulties she had dealing with Koishi's external veins... and her pupils and irises being the same color.

[[AC: DGrayMan]]
* In the [[{{Manga/DGrayMan}} D.Gray-man]] fic ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8596732/1/ 69 Ways To Torture Idiot Apprentice]]'', Cross is so thrilled that the author decided to write an M-rated story that he makes a list of things he'll do to use it to his utmost advantage. It reads: Drink like no tomorrow, gamble everything away, [[LostHimInACardGame including Allen]], smoke EVERYTHING possible, even pot if nothing else is around, get bitches, lay bitches, do expensive shit that Allen will pay for, kill all of his loved ones so he focuses only on me, and snore when I sleep."

[[AC: Manga/DeathNote]]
* In ''Fanfic/OfficePolitics'' [[SpellMyNameWithAnS Raito]]'s revenge for [[SlashFic L breaking up with him]] involves threatening his coworkers, killing more people, and [[CrazyAwesome changing L's screensaver to an ad for erectile dysfunction medication.]]
* In the ''Manga/DeathNote'' fanfic [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5285863/1/So_Wrong_Its_Right So Wrong, It's Right]]:
--> "I, Light Yagami am Kira. I'm a killer, a [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment murderer]], maybe even a bad person."

[[AC: Franchise/{{Digimon}}]]
* In one ''Franchise/{{Digimon}}'' fanfic featuring Yuehon, the Digidestined of China, this exchange occurs between her and the [[StepfordSmiler only remaining Digidestined]] of North Korea.
-->'''Yuehon:''' You mass murdering, constantly lying, twisted and unrepentant Pepsi drinking lunatic! Who the hell do you think you are?!
-->'''[[ShellShockedVeteran Ko Hyo]]''': It's not who I am. It's who I work for. [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne And I prefer Coke.]]

[[AC: Literature/{{Discworld}}]]
* In [[http://archiveofourown.org/works/600401 The Importance of Being Mostly Human]], Willikins lists some of the father-son activities shared by Sam Vimes and Young Sam as including "fishing for eldritch horrors in the Ankh, [[Discworld/{{Snuff}} upturning country legal systems]], [and] tiddly-winks".

[[AC: WesternAnimation/FairlyOddparents]]
* In ''Fanfic/NeverHadAFriendLikeMe'', [[JerkassGenie Norm]] still hates [[CanadaEh Canada]] and occasionally magically torments the entire country. During one of Norm's attacks against Canada, he caused the place to be struck by [[LongList earthquakes, volcanoes, floods, plagues of locusts, lightning, fires, glaciers, tornadoes, rampaging moose]], and... he made the hockey players unable to skate in a straight line without falling.
** When listing some of the less moral people he's had as masters, Norm mentions dealing with "thieves, warriors, spies, murderers, psychopaths, and politicians."

[[AC: {{Series/Firefly}}]]
* In ''Fanfic/{{Forward}}'', River catalogues her injuries after a prolonged pursuit, crash, walk across the desert, and gunfight.
-->''Catalogue of injuries: hairline fracture in shin. Multiple fractured or broken ribs. Lacerations, bruising of back, vertebrae, possibly wrenched shoulder and back muscles. Bullet lodged in gut, precise location unknown. Head trauma, ninety-plus percent probability of concussion ''(postulate round ricocheting off boulder and bouncing off skull, or maybe shrapnel knocked loose by same)'' Bruised jaw. Sunburns.''

[[AC: Series/{{Glee}}]]
* In [[http://gleefic.livejournal.com/828107.html#cutid1 Niceties in a Crisis]] [[Series/{{Glee}} Kurt]] is telling Will off for treating him unfairly. While speculating about why Will doesn't like him, he says: "I don't know if it's some kind of latent [[CampGay homophobia]], or that you don't really know what to do with me, or if you just don't want someone in the club whose hair is better than yours."

[[AC: Literature/GoodOmens]]
* From ''Fanfic/TheSacredAndTheProfane'': "...Caphriel had a bizarre tendency to get upset over the slightest things, like murder and rape and duck torture." Mostly used to show that, no, Zirah really doesn't see much difference in the levels of those crimes; why do you ask?

[[AC: Franchise/HarryPotter]]
* The fanfic [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7244255/ One Wizard Too Many]] a warning about the following: "Mayhem, destruction, and HHR[[note]]Abbreviation for Harry/Hermione pairing[[/note]]."
* A certain very much NSFW fan fic story has the following disclaimer:
-->The fanfiction listed herein could contain any of the following: angst, bitextual, blasphemy, bondage, brother-fucking, crack, cross-dressing, cross-gen, dead bodies, dirty talk, drinking, dubious consent, drug use, felching, female/female, felching, frottage, foul language, gen, gratuitious house-elf nudity, grudge-fucking, hatesex, het, incest, male/male, mindfucking, more angst, porn, rimming, sex, smoking, slash, smut, Stan Shunpike, substance abuse, threesomes (or moresomes), underage characters, unhealthy relationships, violation of inanimate objects, violence, voyeurism, wanking, and the occasional typographical error.
* The blurb for ''HarryPotterAndLordOfZenthMage'':
--> Harry is Son of Power, High Lord of Zenth Mage, Heir of [[OverlyLongName ShaoLinWudanParaohRomeMongolian Emperor]], [[OverlyLongGag and Super Warrior]]. [[TheChessmaster He plays Voldemort, Dumbledore, fool ministry as his pawns.]] [[HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday He will have relationships with girls.]]
* ''[[http://hpfandom.net/eff/viewstory.php?sid=19837 Confessions]]'', in which [[DracoInLeatherPants Draco]] is in love with Harry and tells him that he would have preferred to be in love with someone "smarter, with less of a hero syndrome and better hair."
* In ''FanFic/DumbledoresArmyAndTheYearOfDarkness'', Ginny rattles off a list of equipment she's managed to smuggle into the castle, finishing with "and some Pygmy Puff treats for Arnold".
* This moment from ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2107570/1/Lord-of-Caer-Azkaban Lord of Caer Azkaban]]'':
-->'''Auror:''' Minister Fudge, you are under arrest for Abuse of Power, Corruption, Perjury, Enlisting Others to Make False Statements, Fraud, and Jaywalking.
* In ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7207871/1/Meet_The_Godparents Meet the Godparents]]'', Harry is nervous about meeting Ron's Aunt Muriel at her cottage and tries to joke about it, telling Hermione "I've outflown a dragon, I've faced down hoards [sic] of Death Eaters, and I've snatched the last dessert away from Ron."
* From ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8985721/1/Sweet-Protector Sweet Protector]]'':
-->'''Harry:''' This is not good. But hey, I survived Voldemort, the Dursleys, and Snape's potion classes!
* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8966727/11/Vengeance-from-the-grave Vengeance from the Grave]]'' Harry confronts Dumbledore who, in addition to stunning Harry in the back (allowing him to be captured and tortured by Voldemort and his minions) has been stealing from his account to fund the Order of the Phoenix.
-->'''Harry:''' You will be charged with '''treason''' for having attacked an officer of the ministry, thereby leaving him at the mercy of the very terrorist he was defending the public, including your own ungrateful arse, against. Add to that fraud, grand theft and if I have my way; offensive facial hair!

[[AC: {{Webcomic/Homestuck}}]]
* ''FanFic/{{Hivefled}}'': The warnings page lists death, rape, incest, torture, body horror, [[ImAHumanitarian cannibalism]], [[MummiesAtTheDinnerTable necrophilia]], and "dubious use of buckets". ItMakesSenseInContext, though; said "dubious use" involves BizarreAlienBiology and [[{{Squick}} forced incestuous reproduction]].
* Shows up a lot in ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/980776/chapters/1931119 Moirallegiance Is Science]]'', starting with the author's listed warnings of swearing, (mention of) [[BizarreAlienReproduction buckets]], [[HeterosexualLifePartners no homo]], and BreakingTheFourthWall.
** Later on, we get a list of things that Vriska finds personally annoying about Tavros:
-->''He's whiny, wimpy, helpless, stupid, and a shitty rapper!''

[[AC: InuYasha]]
* In ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5031641/1/Last_One_Standing Last One Standing]]'', [[Manga/InuYasha Kagome]] is forced onto an ImmoralRealityShow.
--> Of course, no one wants to watch innocent people get murdered, so they choose criminals, vagrants, delinquents, and apparently schoolgirls with too many absences.

[[AC: WesternAnimation/JackieChanAdventures]]
* ''FanFic/ShadowsAwakening'': When Jade is listing reasons she shouldn't trust [[EnemyWithin the Queen]], she mentions how the Queen tried to ally herself with Shendu, kill Jackie, how the Queen antagonized everyone, and finally, [[FashionVictimVillain the Queen's sense of fashion (or lack thereof)]].

[[AC: KingdomHearts]]
* From ''FanFic/ThoseLackingSpines'': "Organization XIII was not a nice group of sort-of-kind-of-former people. They toyed with minds, they twisted relationships, they used lives as tools, they manipulated innocents, they spread chaos, they captured hearts, they lengthened the lines at the DMV and they commanded Heartless."

[[AC: LordOfTheRings]]
* In ''Fanfic/TheOfficialFanfictionUniversityOfMiddleEarth'': "Sauron would going to roast her for breakfast. He would make her grow long pointy nails. He would flunk her." (OK, the latter might be pretty bad for a fangirl, who'd have to leave Middle-Earth.)

[[AC: MarvelCinematicUniverse]]
* In ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/740887/chapters/1379533 The Very Awkward Ringtone]]'', Loki's list of shitty things that had happened that day included Thor being banished, Odin going comatose, finding out [[ObliviousAdoption he was adopted]] and being unable to get his old ringtone back.

[[AC:VideoGame/MegaManClassic]]
* In ''FanFic/MegaManRecut'', Proto Man’s list of crimes in the first chapter ends with "defacement of a public statue". Sadly, this was not foreshadowing for Mega-Pinocchio's Abraham Lincoln incident.

[[AC: WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic]]
* ''Whisper'': Trixie apologizes to Twilight Sparkle and her friends for [[LongList all the things she did]] [[ListOfTransgressions in the story and in the episode "Boast Busters"]], including that she's sorry "for thinking that you were an evil sorceress and wanting you to be tarred and feathered or turned to stone or crushed by a garbage wagon or kicked in the shins."
* ''Fanfic/GettingBackOnYourHooves'' has a similar example when Trixie brings up her ListOfTransgressions from "Boast Busters" (first wondering why Rarity fixed her mane rather than take revenge and second [[spoiler:apologizing to Rainbow]], both times ending with the fact she bragged about it.
--> '''Trixie''': I called your mane a rat's nest, goaded you into a rigged contest, turned your hair into a disgusting green mess, humiliated you in front of the entire town, and then bragged about doing it! And before that I publicly humiliated two of your best friends!
--> '''Spike''': Which you also bragged about.
--> '''Trixie''': Exactly!
* In [[Fanfic/AKingdomDivided A Kingdom Divided]], Scootaloo lists dangerous creatures Twist can meet in the forest, including bears, wild boars and drunk lumberjacks.
* In [[http://www.fimfiction.net/story/55370/telling-tales Telling Tales]], Rarity complains about hearing grisly tales of "exploding dragons, eyes gouged out, [and] abominable table manners".
* Parodied in [[https://derpibooru.org/428781 this picture]], which points out that amongst enslaving kingdoms and cursing ponies, King Sombra also ''swipes their clothes''.
* Used in narration in Fanfic/TheVinylAndOctaviaSeries, when Octavia first goes to Vinyl Scratch's apartment.
-->Octavia hesitated as she looked around the cramped apartment. Piles of unwashed clothes lay everywhere, which was odd as Vinyl had never worn clothes in the short time Octavia knew her. The sink was filled with messy dishes, which Octavia suspected were several days, if not weeks, old. The walls were cracked, the ceiling was leaking in a few rooms, and the carpet didn’t match the drapes.

[[AC: {{Naruto}}]]
* FanFic/AGrowingAffection has the Nine-Tails telling Naruto her favorite past-times are murder, NTR, and cheating at cards and dice.
* When Naruto is introducing and mentioning things about himself after [[TimeTravel time traveling]] in ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5496758/3/Time-MixUp Time MixUp]]'', he says he dislikes "traitorous, revenge obsessed bastards who decide to destroy an entire village because of the actions of a couple of its citizens, and the three minute wait for my instant ramen to be ready."
* In ''Fanfic/KitsuneNoKenFistOfTheFox'', Hidan's recent list of crimes include attempted murder, obsessively stalking his ex-girlfriend, and damaging a copy of ''Icha Icha Paradise''.

[[AC: ''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion'']]
* ''Fanfic/ACrownOfStars'': In part 8 several Avalon City cops arrested one of the Princesses of TheEmpire and her friends for "'borrowing' the [[CoolShip lander]], leaving the Empire underage without permission, and ditching school".

[[AC: Franchise/{{Pokemon}}]]
* The first chapter of ''Fanfic/TheRetellingOfPokemonColosseum'' has one of these:
-->'''Gonzap:''' Very smart, Wes. You've destroyed our main snag machine, and stolen the other one. You took our zoomer. And to boot, you used those explosives we had been planning to use as well to utterly destroy our base. AND half of my moustache has burnt off, and I don't have any eyebrows anymore. You'll pay for this.

[[AC: {{Psych}}]]
* In [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5713948/3/Lassiter_learns_How_To_Bend this]] {{Psych}} fic, Shawn says: "And while Drimmer may have been a murdering psycho and a very bad dresser..."

[[AC: Series/{{Sherlock}}]]
* The author's warnings on Chapter 24 of the Sherlock fanfic ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7312892/24/Control-Alt-Delete Control Alt Delete]]'' are for drug references, profanity... and Greek mythology.

[[AC: SuperMarioBros]]
* ''Webcomic/ItSucksToBeWeegie'': Luigi's possible past lives were that of [[http://www.interrobangstudios.com/potluck/index.php?strip_id=955 dictators, murderers, and the Pringles Man]].

[[AC: VideoGame/SuperSmashBros]]
* In a VideoGame/SuperSmashBros fanfic, Princess Peach has banned Smashing. Mario, Link, Bowser, and Pikachu are arrested for having a match. Bowser's charges are read something along the lines of "Participating in a Smash match, multiple attempts to abduct Princess Peach, and failure to appear for jury duty."

[[AC: LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya]]
* In ''Fanfic/KyonBigDamnHero'', Kyon mentions casually to Sasaki that he has to meet several past instances of people, fight 12 thugs at once, arrange to deliver an alien artifact and study for a math test. It scares the crap out of adult Mikuru, but Sasaki doesn't take it seriously.
* During ''FanFic/YouGotHaruhiRolled'''s court case arc, [[JerkAss Haruhi]] is on trial. When listing her charges, the prosecutor plays with this trope: Haruhi is accused of thievery (the most serious on the list, but mentioned first), being stupid and an asshole, as well as pushing a random passerby. This last one is treated as severe as the others, because Haruhi is unfortunate enough to be in a KangarooCourt.

[[AC: ThomasAndFriends]]
* In "Diesel And The Community Servie", some of the Thin Git's crimes are unpaid parking tickets, uncompensated property damage, and unapologetic name calling.

[[AC: TotalDramaIsland]]
* In the TotalDramaIsland fic ''[[http://totaldramaislandfanfiction.wikia.com/wiki/Total_Drama_Tokyo Total Drama Tokyo]]'', one of the teams is lost in the woods, which are filled with {{Youkai}}.
-->'''Vivienne:''' All right, this is the last straw. It's raining, we almost got killed by Onis, there's nowhere to sleep, we can't find the key anywhere, and Puck won't stop complaining about his itchy butt.

[[AC: Others]]
* Website/ArchiveOfOurOwn states in the Terms of Service: "Unless it violates some other policy, we will not remove Content for offensiveness, no matter how awful, repugnant, or badly spelled we may personally find that content to be." and "You understand that using the Archive may expose you to material that is offensive, erroneous, sexually explicit, indecent, blasphemous, objectionable, or badly spelled."
* In ''FanFic/PrettyCureHeavyMetal'', Shugo lists three things you can't say on television in one episode. Due to a [[ScrewedByTheNetwork censorship scandal]] involving ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'' episode "201", the last item is [[TakeThat "Muhammad"]].
* During TheEmiyaClan [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7727761 Christmas Special]], this is invoked when [[spoiler: Keiko gets her hands on the [[GGundam God/Burning Gundam]].]]
--> [[spoiler: Keiko:]] "I AM AWESOME! I AM ALMIGHTY! I AM OMNIPOTENT! I AM GOING TO DESTROY CANADA!"
* In ''[[Fanfic/EbonyDarknessDementiaRavenWayVsCanon Sapphire Eleanor Rose Suzette de Mont vs. Canon]]'', the LongList of charges Charlie has racked up include throwing someone's computer out the window, impersonation, [[ItMakesSenseInContext having a threesome with fictional characters]], [[PersonaNonGrata getting kicked out of Rio]] (twice), and pirating music.
* In the ''VideoGames/NancyDrew'' fic ''[[http://nancythedrew.tumblr.com/post/40638746088/icicle-creek-lodge-on-yelp Icicle Creek Lodge on Yelp]]'', Lou Talbot gives the lodge one star because he was arrested [[spoiler:for digging up dinosaur bones]] there...and because the cook put paprika in his food.
* In [[http://comics.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600061072&chapter=5 this]] NSFW ''WesternAnimation/TeenTitans'' story, Raven's rant against her alternate self ends with this.
-->'''Raven''': “She’s ruining my reputation, destroying the team dynamic, provoking emotions and thoughts that shouldn’t exist, and, worst of all, she likes to take it UP THE BUTT.”
* In ''FanFic/BringMeAllYourElderly'', Iroh brings up what could result from meddling between two separate realities: "injuries, death, the end of the universe as we know it, badly written teenage drama... The possibilities are endless."
----