Times when dialogue that is not meant to sound sexual unintentionally sounds that way in fan works.
Animorphs
- Observe
. Evidently this ficcer hasn't heard of Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.
- Differing Paths: "Tomo literally felt her mind being blown."
Crossovers
- Fallout: Equestria - Project Horizons:Blackjack: Glory! Flash 'em!
- Because he uses so many deliberate innuendos in I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For, Obi-Wan Kenobi starts looking for them even when there aren't any in any name related to Harry Potter. Given that some of his aliases are Agodden Bed and Foat Gucker, it's a reasonable mistake.
- In I Still Say it Looks like a Nail, the Scoobies are discussing the results of a spell that shows their souls when Willow says,And you can actually see Tara improve as you fill all her holes.note
- Kyon: Big Damn Hero has Kyon's sister after discovering Kanae being in Kyon's bed with him in the morning:Kyon's sister: (excitedly) What's going on? More undercover work?
- Not the intended use (Zantetsuken Reverse) has a few lamphshaded examples.
- Leon's second wife left him because in her words, Leon loved his "long thin whip" much more than he loved her. Leon admitted she's right, leading to the following:Soma: You had better be talking about Sara.Explanation
Leon: (clueless) Why wouldn't I? - This particular exchange.Soma: I'm going to do experiments with Mina.
Naoki: [sly grin]
Soma: [blushing] Magic experiments!
Kazuya: Is that what kids are calling it these days?
- Leon's second wife left him because in her words, Leon loved his "long thin whip" much more than he loved her. Leon admitted she's right, leading to the following:
- In The Prayer Warriors, there are several cases of this, often due to Rouge Angles of Satin.
- "Breasts" are often used unintentionally, in many different contexts. In The Evil Gods Part 1, the author talks about corpses being eaten by "foul breasts" (beasts). In Threat of Satanic Commonism, the heroes meet with the "head breast" (priest) of Moscow, and in The Titans Strike Back, Draco and his mob kill some "false breasts" who try to stop him from killing the British royal family.
- In The Evil Gods Part 2, our heroes go to "Washing Dick", and get some "boobs" from witches.
- In The Titans Strike Back, we hear it's a co-story with Attack of the Spank (Sphinx).
- Teal'c and Agatha talking about staffs in Sparkgate: Agatha and the Grasp of the Serpent God.
- In the My Little Pony: Equestria Girls\Teen Titans\Yu-Gi-Oh! crossover fic, Yu-Gi-Oh E-QUEST, written by Dakari-King Mykan, Chapter 4 has Masquerade observing Sunset Shimmer and rest of the HuMane Seven (barring Sci-Twi) and saying this:"It's those kids again. Oh, well, it just means more jailbait for me."
- Dave Stdider Pokemon Traner: Chapter 13's title, "STEAMY SEX! WITH GOSTBUSTERS!" is an example of this. Yes, this chapter has a sex scene. No, the Ghostbusters are NOT INVOLVED WITH IT. They're just in the chapter. That's what the "WITH GOSTBUSTERS" means. They are not being sexed up in this chapter.
- Blackened Skies: While Teruteru loves his Double Entendres, he's aghast when Chiaki mentions pulling on the bones of all the meat in the kitchen to check them. This launches him into a furious rant about how unsanitary her investigation was, with Kaede noting that for once, she can't tell whether his incredibly poor choices of phrasing are deliberate or not.
- In a rare BB x Misa fic, Until I Met You, when Misa is hugging BB.Beyond: Don't poke it!
- Urf Bowd My Verson: "It was den that I know that my destiny was cumming."
- An In-Universe example takes place in Movie Night At Freddy's. In the movie within a fanfic, Chica sings a song about her love for pizza. While it was intended to be cute and endearing, the movie plays it as a sexual fetish for pizza. She even fantasizes about marrying a man with a pizza for a head in the song. As a result, Mike and Bonnie are both squicked out by the song and subsequent references to it.
The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy
- Grim Tales from Down Below: (Junior holding up his father's journal) "Now comes the best part. This book also happens to be the family album!" The first picture is his mom lying on a bed in her underwear◊.
- Imma Wiserd:
- when i wuz alssep i saw da man wit da blak cape and da blak coat. dere was a snake coimg out of da front a himself.
- da loins were cummin towards me.
- The Quidditch match also contains gratuitous amounts of this.
"NOT B4 I PUT A BAL IN UR HOL" sed a slithrin. - In Knowledge is Power, Sirius sees how happy Remus is in his new relationship and decides he wants to get back into the dating scene himself:Sirius was just going to have to do a Moony, he needed to get up off his arse and go for it.
- The Last War, another So Bad, It's Good possible Troll Fic, has Hermione's love for Harry described as being like golden water.
- Whether it's actually accidental depends on whether My Immortal actually is a parody or not, but regular words are occasionally "accidentally" spelled wrong and turned into obscenities, e.g. "Minister of Magic Cornelius Fudge" becomes "Mystery of Magic Cornelia Fuck", "Professor Slughorn" becoming "Professor Slutborn", etc.
- This dramatic reading interprets almost every use of the word "come"/"came" this way. Which, given the number of sentences that simply state "X came" without any qualifiers, isn't too unreasonable (to say nothing of when it's actually misspelled as "cum").
- This dramatic reading
- Pet Project: Hermione's line about Potions not being the only thing Snape will teach her next year...
- The summary of Rushing by maxfaith reads thusly: "The night before Ginny leaves for her last year at Hogwarts, Harry learns that happiness is no longer beyond his reach, but held tightly in his hand." It's Ginny's hand, not his penis.
- The author of It's a Small World, After All honestly didn't notice how talking about Japan's "sword" sounded wrong. Granted, China did just break Japan's stick-sized katana.
- In Fishsticks, Feferi tells Eridan that she both loves and hates him. Feferi is referring to their dysfunctional relationship, but Eridan thinks she's quadrant flipping.
- There's a Running Gag in Zim the Warlord: Irken Reversion of Zim making comments to or about Gaz that sound flirtatious or sexual, but him being oblivious to the way it sounds. That said, however, several characters eventually start to consider that he's doing it intentionally to mess with her.
- Game Theory: Yuuno fiddled with his Device in both hands, and sighed. ... It felt wrong in his hands. Eek!
My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic
- Applejack and Rainbow Dash's match in Atlas Strongest Tournament is full of this. Strangely, no one In-Universe comments on it.
- Clop it!: After Celestia has given the group 'Royal Re-Sexualization Gadgets' we get this simply marvelous exchange.Twilight: So why did you give me one?Celestia': Twilight, your friends are all fags. It’s only a matter of time until they try to turn you too, and you’ll need something to defend yourself.Twilight: So what should I do... use it to try to beat them off? Of me?
- Curse of the Demon Pony: Early on Twilight remarks that she set up a few booby traps in her room to keep her brother out of her "bits". This sounds really creepy, even if you're aware of the fact that "bits" means "money" in the show.
- My Brave Pony: Starfleet Magic: Has its own page because there's a lot of unintentionally dirty sounding lines. Such as Lightning and his Rainbow Rod, for starters.
- The Powers of Harmony: Turns out, Pupa can feed on the active energy of the Elements of Harmony. When she comments on this to Applejack, AJ asks her to stop, as it's kind of creepy. Pupa's response?Pupa: Not my fault. If somepony was blasting you in the face with the tastiest thing you can imagine, would you not open your mouth?
- In the Peggy Sue fanfic "Again", Haku is described as being an innuendo magnet since any conversation or situation that Haku is part of almost invariably sounds innuendo-filled to everyone else, and it appears to be contagious...
- Son of the Sannin:
- Before the start of the Chunin exams, Fu tells Shino that her offer to touch "them" note still stands, in front of several of his peers, no less. Though knowing her, it probably wasn't so accidental.
- In the Gaara Rescue arc, Hinata fights Sasori, and the latter at one point says he wants her whole body. Obviously he means to turn her into one of his puppets from dead ninjas, but given his words of choice, it can be taken in a very different way.
- Much later during the Fourth Ninja War, when they're facing Madara Uchiha, Naruto suggests that Hinata should "ride him", causing her to blush and say it's not the time for that. Naruto then clarifies he meant it as having her Avatar of Kalika (the Tenseigan's counterpart to the Susanoo) on his avatar of Kurama like a steed.
- Team8:Naruto: Hinata, could you use your eyes to check me out?
- Hayate to Nelly in Nerima Magistra Nelly Magi: "You can ride my Stallion any time."
- Advice and Trust: In chapter 6, Rei shares details of past battles with a classmate... but she accidentally phrases it in such a way it sounds like if she is describing the pilots' sex life:Rei:"Since after the Fifth Angel, when he forced open my armor with his blade and burst into my Entry Plug. No one else had ever gotten to my core with such need. He was urgent and forceful. It... made me smile." The faintest hints of such an expression appeared on Rei's lips. "I would like to do it again. Maybe more than once."
- The Child of Love:
- In chapter 2 Misato tells Ritsuko Asuka has fainted and Shinji is examining her… and Ritsuko asks what that examination consists of:Misato:"Shinji is examining her! He says she has a high temperature!"
Ritsuko:"He's examining her? What kind of 'examination' is he giving her now?"
Misato:"Cut that out! I'M SERIOUS HERE!!!" - In chapter 5 Asuka and Shinji are playing an arcade game and Asuka’s character is going underwater:Asuka (seductively):"Oh...yeah, Shinji... yesssss... deeper... I... I..." (suddenly furious:) "I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!"
Shinji:"Hey, it's not my fault if I always find the torpedo launcher when you're underwater!"
- In chapter 2 Misato tells Ritsuko Asuka has fainted and Shinji is examining her… and Ritsuko asks what that examination consists of:
- Doing It Right This Time: Asuka should have chosen a better way to phrase her opinion on Shinji’s aiming skills…Misato:"The rookie did good, […] In fact I think he did better than your first time, Asuka."
Asuka:"My first time was at the age of seven, […] Besides, it's all just point and squirt; you'd expect a boy to be capable of that by his age. […] Ugh! Please don't ever quote that out of context. Or at all, in fact." - Higher Learning: When Misato explains Ritsuko that Shinji and Asuka are practicing for a concert, she uses sentences such like "They're at it every night" or "Sometimes they ask me to join in". As a result, Ritsuko completely misunderstands what Misato is talking about.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians
- From Moon Daughter, quite a few involving a misspelling of "horse":"Some wild hores ran over the hill.""It ran away and I chased it faster, it was a thrill chase, that hore would be mine!""Do you notice something weird about these hores," Said Albaster suspiciously."This is a secret hore of Artemis" I diclared.
- Days of Autumn: Several, including...Minako's Aunt: Shut your fucking face! I'll blow you! And then I'll blow you!Junpei Iori: Blow me? What the hell? Hump me, that's all right, just don't blow me.
- A lot in The Fools' Tournament. Especially the scene in chapter 95:Minato: Swallow, Hamuko.
Hamuko: I always do! - How The Phantom Thieves Reacted To Joker Going To Smash has a lampshaded example; Joker tells his friends he "is going to [S]mash" (a sexual euphemism). When they react with disgust, he clarifies that he meant Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, the game. Though he has cheated on every girl in the team.
- In Pokemon Take Two, after Alex asks Ry and Raion if he can join them on their journey, we get this little gem from Ry (after he hug-tackles Alex):Ry: That'd be AWESOME! Just think of all the fun things we could do!
- ITS MY LIFE!:
- She keeps saying "wank". It does not mean what she thinks it means.
- As well as "companion boob".
- As well as everything involving the Scout's "ballsack" in Teen Fortress 2.
- As well as "CHAPTER SEX". Rule 34 can apply even to chapter titles.
- The female alien in With Strings Attached is named “Shag.” Word of God states that the author didn't know what the word meant in British English until years after she first named the character. After she found out, and once she decided to finish Strings, she decided to leave it as is and see if anyone noticed.
- The So Bad, It's Good fanfic soulless shell (Redwall) is loaded with this. Perhaps worst is the bit where Leif attacks a rapist with the words "Now feel the pain that so many innocent young girls like her have felt but with oh so much more intensity". Disregarding his impressive lung capacity, what the hell is he doing with those magical knives?
- Then again, see the Literature folder for why that's about the only part of the fanfic that's reasonably authentic.Also see the MST:
Romsca: (shuddering) I've 'ad just about enough o' this. Does this author even know wot 'e's sayin?Lyulf: Lessee wot we got so far... 'e seemed like a paedophile, 'e's already in bed wid 'is mum, 'e did unspeakable things ter Arnold, Rajh is his secret gay lover...Ara: ...and now he's necrophilic towards his dad. Lovely. I don't think even Freud could have thought that one up. - Then again, see the Literature folder for why that's about the only part of the fanfic that's reasonably authentic.Also see the MST
- Cao Ren is prone to these in Farce of the Three Kingdoms.Cao Ren: I myself will go out and beat off Guan Yu. Guys? What are you snickering at?
- He's definitely not alone, though.Liu Bei: Dude, phrasing.
- He's definitely not alone, though.
- RWBY: Reckoning: Darrel's explanation when he's caught sneaking out of the medical wing is that he wants to "go and sleep with RWBY".note
- The title of Episode 67 of Sonic X: Dark Chaos is "The Fudge-Covered Trap." Considering the chapter features male-on-male child rape, well…
- Tokyo Mew Mew No Hope Left: "And then, KISSHU CAME!"
- woof woof power:
- Ryou "gave itachi a hug and they slept together"
- Ciel telling Tony "i am hard for you"
- Ciel said "I hate getting action with you tony!"
- "Tony is not inside me!" said shouted Ciel
- ciel said "whatever tony its not like your hard"
- Mew bagette looked at tony ciel and said "oh ciel you are so small! Tony is much bigger than you!"
- The Phrase That Pais: "cum 2 the dock outside ur haus an therell be a boat, get on the boat and itll take u 2 playah del loser k?"
- "Cum" is often used to replace "come."
- Brewdening Love: You don't want to know. There's a lot of it, though.
- In Stay By Me, Hugo tells Brian to hide in the bedroom when Joan comes home.
- Sillyhat Productions: "How would you like to chess my game?"
- In Bramblepool, Brambleclaw fights his romantic rival:He fantasised while Crowfeather struggled beneath his paws.
- The author of Hidden Prophices didn't know what the word rape meant until after she used it.
- In Star Kits Prophecy, after it is remarked that it is StarGleam's second time out hunting, we get this gem: "she'd had her first time when she was a littlekit and she and FireStar had snuck out together that's why he chose her as his apprentice_." Squick.
- "Wll u be my mat" [GayStrip] ESked.
- In The Adventures of Yeloh Kaiba Bakura calls Dark Necrofear "Dark Necrophilia". It's worth noting, though, that the card's name really was translated that way in the actual card game for a short while before they realized what it meant.
