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Chapter 15: The Evils of Combee Puke
Anthony vs. BurghBurgh led with Whirlipede the curlipede. I led with Murkrow. Burgh: "Flying types, huh? ...Cheater." Murkrow easily took Whirlipede down with a pair of Wing Attacks. Burgh: "Go, Dwebble!" "Go, Omanyte!" Burgh: "Now you're just fighting to win and not have fun." "No, considering the gauntlet of disgusting walls you made me walk through crushing your Pokemon is VERY fun." Dwebble flung sand into Omanyte's eyes, but it didn't save Dwebble from being nearly defeated by one Water Gun. Burgh quickly healed his Dwebble, but a second Water Gun took it right back to where it was before. "You basically just wasted 1200 Pokeyen." Burgh: "I'm WELL AWARE of that..." He then used his second Hyper Potion. Again, it was a waste. "Hee hee hee." This time Dwebble used Smack Down, dealing light damage to Omanyte, before falling to another Water Gun. Burgh: "I guess it's down to Leavanny." "I should send out Quilava." Burgh: "Seriously?! You're going to use a Fire type?" "Yes." Quilava growled at the final foe, Leavanny. Leavanny made a valiant effort to launch Razor Leafs at Quilava, dealing light damage. Quilava then used Flame Wheel. Surprisingly, Leavanny withstood it and used a second Razor Leaf, weakinging Quilava. Its final stand was not to last, and one more Flame Wheel knocked it out. Burgh: "Well, that was dumb. Way to suck the fun out of the battle." "Can I have my badge? I'm sorry, but the scent of the honey is driving me insane. And I thought you were sane..." Burgh: "I am! You're the insane one for not liking honey!" -Anthony received the Insect Badge from Burgh- Burgh: "You'll also want this. I didn't get a chance to use it in battle because somebody was a Stop Having Fun Girl, but here you go." -Anthony obtained a TM76 Struggle Bug!- I then thanked Burgh and turned to leave, and got stuck in the honey wall. "Aaargh! It's as if it's eating me!!" Burgh walked over and began pushing me out. He successfully pushed us through the honey, but then we had to spend the next fifteen or so minutes trying to unstick ourselves from each other. "I told you honey is evil!" Burgh: "Okay, so it is." We awkwardly exited, getting to the front of the gym and getting Clyde to dissolve the honey. Now free from both the honey and Burgh, I exited, thankful for my nostrils to have the city air in them instead of the sickeningly sweet gunk. My Xtransceiver began to ring. "Hello?" Bianca: "Hey there! Where are you now? I want a Pokemon battle!" "Ugh, no..." Bianca: "I'm just going to block Route 4 until you battle me!" I hung up in frustration. Seeing Bianca or Cheren made my day go from "not my day" to "walking nightmare".
"Now you're just fighting to win and not have fun" made me laugh. Poor Burgh.
But Burgh wanted to just have a little fun after his near-death experience with Iris. Why couldn't you just indulge him? :P
Stop having fun, Burgh. o3o
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