Chapter 6: Double DennisesStriaton City
I stepped out of the gym.
"COME WITH ME. NOW.
The scientist lady grabbed me by the ear and dragged me into a building and up some stairs, me bouncing along the steps on my butt all the way up.
"I FENNEL! YOU REMEMBER NAME NOW!
"'EEP' IS NOT A NAME!
"'EEP! F-FENNEL' IS NOT A NAME!!
"I FRIENDS WITH JUNIPER!
"GO CUT THINGS.
-Anthony obtained an HM 01 Cut!-
"GO TO DREAMYARD AGAIN! KICK MUNNA REPEATEDLY AND GET DREAM MIST!
I scurried to the corner away from the raging scientist.
"She scares me."
"You'd best do what she says, ma'am.
"Okay, I'm really not supposed to be female. I was male before today."
"...I don't expect you to believe that..."
"No, I do. And I think I know why. I can't explain it right now, I still have my own research to do on it. I promise I'll get back to you on that."
I decided not to pry since that would mean spending another second in the presence of Fennel, and left.
Using the power of Cut, I demolished a poor, innocent tree.
Suddenly, Bianca! Thankfully, she is just looking for a rare Pokemon.
"I'm just looking for a rare Pokemon!"
We heard an odd noise coming from the center of the lot, and investigated.
"Dearest, Munna, could you please spare some Dream Mist?"
The Munna used psychic energy to form a middle finger.
"You fiends! How could you be so rude to the poor creature?!"
Kickkickkickkickkick- "FOR POKEMON FREEDOM!" -kickkickkickkickkickkick
"LET'S GET READY TO RUUUUUMBLEEEE!"
The battle was too lame to deserve its own header. I crushed both of their Pokemon with Lillipup alone, and with no damage since Purrloin wasted both turns using Assist.
Me, Bianca, the Plasmorons, the Munna, and the nearby oil drum:
After a few seconds to catch our breaths, we resumed discussion.
"How could we lose?"
"How could you two failures fail!?"
"Yeah, what I said! We, Team Plasmoron, shall separate Pokemon from foolish people!"
The Dennises merged.
"Ow, that hurt! A-hem... If you cannot fulfill your duties..."
"Let's get out of here!!"
They ran off.
"...So. This is rather awkward."
"How's the quest going?"
"I got my first badge just now."
"That's good, that's good..."
"I should get going."
Dennis blipped out of existence, and a Musharna floated in.
"DREAM MIST MINE.
-Fennel obtained the Dream Mist!-
Author's note: The title is because I couldn't resist. On the plus side, eggs soon!