Anom's Super Mega Egg Run

Anomalocaris 20

Chapter 3: The Mysterious N-igma

Route 1

Juniper's Minccino roared as it tore the wild Patrat's head off with its teeth.

Juniper: "And that is how you MURDER wild Pope Imams."

Cheren: "'Pope Imams'?"

Bianca: "That was awesome, Juniper!

Juniper: "YOU ALL HAVE BALLS."

Juniper handed each of us 5 Pokeballs.

Cheren: "Thank you!"

Bianca: "I had the most original idea ever! We'll have a contest..."

"Oh?"

Bianca: "...to see who can catch the most Pokemon!"

"Oh. That's not very ori-"

Cheren: "YOU'RE ON. BRING IT, GIRLS. I WILL CATCH EVERY POKEMON IN UNOVA!"

"I'm not supposed to be a girl, y'know... And could you two stop always interr-"

Bianca and Cheren: "LET'S GO!"

They ran off.

I stepped into the tall grass and was accosted by a Lillipup. I didn't bother to weaken it, and caught it.

NPC: "WILD POKEMON ARE IN THE TALL GRASS."

"Thanks."

I proceeded to defeat a second Lillipup, and Tepig learned Ember.

Bianca: "WE ALL HAVE THE SAME NUMBER OF POKEMON."

"Yes."

I walked back to catch a Patrat, so that I wouldn't have to deal with their praise of me having more Pokemon than them. We then entered Accumula Town, and Juniper showed us a Pokemon Center which was boring.

Suddenly, PLASMORONS IN THE PLAZA.

???: "My name is Ghetsis."

NPC: "Huh? Did he say Dennis?"

NPC: "Yeah, I think he did."

NPC: "Shush, trying to listen to Dennis talk."

Dennis: "I am here representing Team Plasmoron. Today, ladies, gentlemen, and gender-ambiguous individuals, I would like to talk to you about Pokemon liberation. It's simple. You're all selfish idiots who need to release your enslaved Pokemon now, because you're all scum."

NPC: "Wow, he's a good speaker!"

NPC: "I feel envigored by his rousing speech!"

NPC: "He's so sweet and nice!"

The crowd cleared, and another individual with green hair, but not Dennis, approached me.

???: "Your Pokemon are saying-"

Cheren: "YOUTALKTOOFASTBESLOWER."

???: "...Okay, then. My name is N."

Cheren: "Wow, what a loser. Who names their child with only one letter?"

N: "BATTLE GO!"

Anthony vs. N

N sent out a Purrloin to scratch my Lillipup to death, but Lillipup put up a good fight and defeated the Purrloin. And that was it.

N: "I must free Pokemon from Pokeballs."

"Didn't you just send that Purrloin out from one?"

N left.

Cheren: "What a loser. I'ma go fight Gym Leader."

Finally alone, I healed my Pokemon then strolled around Accumula with a feminine strut. Deciding there was nothing else to do there except talk to old people and listen to music, I moved on.

Route 2

My Xtransciever rang.

Mom: "GRAAAAAAH SHOES!!!"

She threw a pair of shoes through the screen and at my face before hanging up.

"Ow."

-Anthony obtained the Running Shoes!-

Now capable of breaking Pokeworld physics by running, I ran out of control and smacked into a large boulder.

"Ow again."

Youngster: "You shall not pass!"

The Youngster's Patrat was destroyed.

Young Boy: "Watch this!"

He jumped off a small ledge.

Young Boy: "It's like MAGIC."

I decided that everyone here was insane. Unfortunately the Lass up ahead didn't think so and sicced a Purrloin on me.

"...Is that N's?"

Tepig destroyed everything in its path. I sure hope I don't somehow lose Tepig and be forced to use 6 Pokemon hatched from eggs or something like that.

Bianca: "SURPRISE BATTLE!"

Anthony vs. Bianca

Tepig burned everyone and everything.

Bianca: "You're a tough cookie, Anthony! Us girls have to stick together, you know!"

"I'm not going to bother..."

I left her behind and walked into Striaton City, home of the first Gym...

Comments

Dennis is a pretty good speaker. That's the most persuasive argument I've ever heard.
Hobgoblin 5th Feb 12
GRAAAH SHOES was slightly more persuasive, I have to say...
memyselfandI2 5th Feb 12
Dennis 2012.
PippingFool 5th Feb 12
ALL GLORY TO DENNIS.
pyr0h1tman8 6th Feb 12