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Chapter 2: Not Quite an Egg Run Yet
Anthony vs. BiancaI sent out my lame Tepig, and Bianca sent out the Snivy. "Use Tackle!" Bianca: "Use Tackle!" "Use Tackle!" The battle was epic on a grand scale, with the two Pokemon exchanging fierce Tackles until a winner was decided. Bianca: "Aww... You hurt my leafy thingy whose name I forgot..." "You said its name a few minutes ag-" Cheren: "MY TURN. D:<" "<:0"
Anthony vs. CherenTackletackletackletackleVICTORY! I won, but the intense battles had reduced my room to slag. Or whatever room this is, I don't even remember if I live here. So we decided to go down and apologize to my "mother", whoever that is. Mom: "GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH YOU ALL DIE NOW!!!!" All three of us: "Eeep!" Thankfully we escaped before she could throw the television at us, and slammed the door behind us on the way out. I also stole an Xtransceiver on the way out, because I'm suddenly klepto like that. -Anthony obtained the Xtransceiver!- "...This is a town? There's only 4 buildings! Unless there's more that's just hidden..." I attempted to enter the lab, but Cheren was blocking the door like a madman, so I went to Bianca's house instead. Bianca's Father: "GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH YOU DIE NOW!!!!" Bianca was clearly upset, and skipped happily toward the lab. I followed her into the lab, where Professor Juniper was waiting. Juniper: "Hi there! I've been waiting FOREVER for you young people! I research Polonium Monts! NICKNAME YOUR MON Y/N. "Urk! N!" Elsewhere in Unova, a green-haired fellow thought his name was called. Juniper: "AUTHOR TOO LAZY TO WRITE ALL OF MY DIALOGUE! YOU GET A POKEDEX AND MEET ALL PONY MOANS IN UNOVA OR ELSE." -Anthony obtained the Pokedex!- Juniper: "Please meet me at Route 1, okay?" I stepped outside. Mom: "GRAAAAAAAAAAAH I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU!!!" She threw three Town Maps at us, giving us nasty papercuts. -Anthony obtained the Town Map!- We attempted to run away toward Route 1, but running is physically impossible so we had to walk. Mom: "I'LL GET YOU YEEEEEEET!!!"
....What a strange world. :P
Somehow, I'd always felt this was secretly the real world of Pokemon.
You Bastard! How could you?! HIS BEARD!
Papercuts are indeed, nasty.
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