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Anom's Super Mega Egg Run
Anomalocaris 20

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Chapter 2: Not Quite an Egg Run Yet
Nuvema Town

"Nnnnghhh..."

My name is Anthony. I'm pretty tall, kinda thin and bookish. I have a short goatee. I'm 18 years old. I am male.

"....What."

Usually.

"What the-?! How did-?! Why-?!"

Anyway, it was as if some depraved individual had decided my life was a video game, and that they would choose to play as the female player character instead of the male player character for the lulz.

"Gah!"

So after getting out of bed and having a very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very awkward time showering and getting dressed (Thankfully, or un-thankfully depending on how you look at it, my wardrobe also seemed to spontaneously change genders over night, so I at least had fitting clothes.), I then realized the worst part. My beard was gone.

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!"

And estrogen isn't ideal for growing facial hair, either... My beard was gone forever.

After some time, I attempted to head down the stairs. At that moment, a boy in a blue jacket and oddly-familiar shirt with black hair and glasses walked up the stairs, accompanied by a blonde-haired girl in a green hat and white dress.

"Can I help you...?"

Cheren: "Hey, come on, Anthony. Remember? Professor Juniper sent us Pokemon so we could start our journeys!"

Bianca: "Yeah! I want my Snivy! NOW!"

"Gurk! Okay, okay."

The two of them ran over to the box on my desk and tore the packaging off ravenously with their teeth, immediately yanking two Pokeballs from the box.

Cheren: "Oshawott is mine!"

Bianca: "I'ma call you... Modestleaf! No... Maybe I'll just stick with Snivy."

"That's great. Now can you two-"

Bianca: "-Battle you?! Of course!"

"That's not-!"

Anthony vs. Bianca

I sent out my lame Tepig, and Bianca sent out the Snivy.

"Use Tackle!"

Bianca: "Use Tackle!"

"Use Tackle!"

The battle was epic on a grand scale, with the two Pokemon exchanging fierce Tackles until a winner was decided.

Bianca: "Aww... You hurt my leafy thingy whose name I forgot..."

"You said its name a few minutes ag-"

Cheren: "MY TURN. D:<"

"<:0"

Anthony vs. Cheren

TackletackletackletackleVICTORY!

I won, but the intense battles had reduced my room to slag. Or whatever room this is, I don't even remember if I live here.

So we decided to go down and apologize to my "mother", whoever that is.

Mom: "GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH YOU ALL DIE NOW!!!!"

All three of us: "Eeep!"

Thankfully we escaped before she could throw the television at us, and slammed the door behind us on the way out. I also stole an Xtransceiver on the way out, because I'm suddenly klepto like that.

-Anthony obtained the Xtransceiver!-

"...This is a town? There's only 4 buildings! Unless there's more that's just hidden..."

I attempted to enter the lab, but Cheren was blocking the door like a madman, so I went to Bianca's house instead.

Bianca's Father: "GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH YOU DIE NOW!!!!"

Bianca was clearly upset, and skipped happily toward the lab. I followed her into the lab, where Professor Juniper was waiting.

Juniper: "Hi there! I've been waiting FOREVER for you young people! I research Polonium Monts! NICKNAME YOUR MON Y/N.

"Urk! N!"

Elsewhere in Unova, a green-haired fellow thought his name was called.

Juniper: "AUTHOR TOO LAZY TO WRITE ALL OF MY DIALOGUE! YOU GET A POKEDEX AND MEET ALL PONY MOANS IN UNOVA OR ELSE."

-Anthony obtained the Pokedex!-

Juniper: "Please meet me at Route 1, okay?"

I stepped outside.

Mom: "GRAAAAAAAAAAAH I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU!!!"

She threw three Town Maps at us, giving us nasty papercuts.

-Anthony obtained the Town Map!-

We attempted to run away toward Route 1, but running is physically impossible so we had to walk.

Mom: "I'LL GET YOU YEEEEEEET!!!"
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comments
....What a strange world. :P
memyselfandI2 5th Feb 12
Somehow, I'd always felt this was secretly the real world of Pokemon.
Malgent 5th Feb 12
You Bastard! How could you?! HIS BEARD!
pyr0h1tman8 5th Feb 12
Tackletackletackletackle VICTORY! :P
stargirl93 5th Feb 12
Papercuts are indeed, nasty.
PippingFool 5th Feb 12
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