Dance, my puppets, dance! Let's play Eternal Eyes! [Video! Audience Participation!]

Freezair For A Limited Time

What Is This, A 3D Platformer?

Happy Thanksgiving, Ameri-tropers!

In this installment, the game's 90's camera strikes with a vengeance! Blame the layout of this room, which consists of stairs, stairs, and more stairs. Yay visibility...?


Hm... Maybe we should call the Wizard with high HP but low Defense a Snorlock.
Psyga315 27th Nov 11
Happy belated Thanksgiving to you guys, too!

90's Camera. I could make a 90's Kid joke here, but I'll refrain. For your sake and mine. XD

On spell names: They at least tried to have them mean something in the earlier Final Fantasy games, but yeah, they make no sense here. Maybe they're some of those pesky untranslatable Japanese puns. ;) Also, YAY WOCUS!

Hmm, those enemies are definitely cute, but not as adorable as those Gronk lookalikes a while back. XD

ARGH NOT THOSE ADS. They ran for weeks on TGWTG and Blip and while they weren't offensive, they were certainly weird.


Hmmm...a wizard with massive HP but no defense? Fragile Speedster would be the supertrope, but I'm too tired right now to think of any good puns on that.

Dammit, now I'm going to have to track down those ads again and watch them, just so see how weeeeeeird they are.

lee4hmz 28th Nov 11