Introductions and Explanations (I.E. Delaying the Pain)
Hello everybody, my name is Michael Dj 54
, and I'd like to welcome you all to my Let's Watch of the Little Panda Fighter! But before we begin, I'd like to explain some things, because A) This movie frightens me (and not for the good reasons), and B) Because explaining is COOL. I guess.
First of all, let's discuss the film studio that brought us this...Gem, Video Brinquedo. Those of you who follow That Guy with the Glasses and watch Film Brain
, I'm sure you remember his review of Ratatoing. Yes, the very same people also made this movie, which in itself is ANOTHER shameless rip off of a summer Blockbuster. Because what better way to make money is to hope people get confused and buy the wrong copy in the grocery story DVD rack.
Second, this is a knockoff of the movie, Kung Fu Panda. There are many, many differences between this movie and that. There is no kung fu in this movie, and this movie is not good.
Third, I'm restarting this LW because, well, I'll be honest, my first attempt at it was HORRID. There were misspellings, moments that just dragged on, and moments simply not funny. I'd like a reattempt at that, and hope to make this as funny as it is painful!
Okay, maybe that's asking too much.
So! Come join me as I go through Video Brinquedo, who is to Dingo Pictures as Pixar is to Disney. It's gonna be a bumpy, bumpy, bumpy, bumpy, bumpy ride.
This is gonna SUCK, isn't it?