Let's Analyze and Graph Fetishes
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So I heard rabbits have a lot of them
Oh, I never pretended it was an uncommon one. It's just that about 50% of males tend to have a reaction that's a combination of Squick and Unstoppable Rage.Hmm... now look deep into my eyes while I deduce what your fetish is... Placing bets now: It's Pegging. Another fetish dump. Congrats, Meat, Mad scientists is now the 50th fetish on my list.
# Certain mental illnesses, like FFI.Umm...
Fatal familial insomnia (FFI) is a very rare autosomal dominant inherited prion disease of the brain. ... The disease's genesis and the patient's progression into complete sleeplessness is untreatable and ultimately fatal.Romantic fetish you say? Cough. Yeap, moving on. Anyway, apparently the 1900s men's dress is quite popular since they derail onto that and what it means to change your sexuality for... quite a while. Guess I'll need to keep count. So it starts at post #139. Anyway, they start talking about how to turn yourself sexual or asexual. Apparently the general consensus is that you can't. Anyway Desertopa, I feel for you. Sort of, however...
However, I have been told that I set off people's gaydar like nobody's business.I do that a lot too. I wonder why... Anyway, radical change in point of view, Eldnah considers sexuality a horrible, horrible thing. Can't see why you'd think that when we have hot bodies like this.◊ Meanwhile, you people are confusing as fuck. What is quantum sexual even supposed to mean? A fourth dimension of sexuality? I don't even properly understand there being a second dimension. Derail over. Onto next derail. That last derail lasted 19 posts and now it's the new longest derail. Now onto pregnancy scares. What follows is a lot of failed sex ed classes.
There won't be any pregnancy scares if you don't do vaginal sex.Actually, if you do anal sex without a condom, it's possible for the stuff to leak out of the anus and end up in the vagina where it can, you guessed it, impregnate the woman. Oral sex? That'll take some wacky hi-jinks for the semen to end up in the vagina at least.
Your roommate needs to use condoms, then.Condoms degrade and can rip during use. Thus why they have like a 95% block rate on average. I'd recommend the combination of a pill and a condom to drop your chances of getting pregnant to below 0.5%.
My cousin lost her virginity at 13. She's been having pregnancy scares ever since. She even wrote down names in her journal.Really now?
Plenty of sex myths here... is there an expert on the subject between us tropers? I mean, not a sexaholic... an actual medic or something like that.Yo.[[/wannabedoctor]]
After my bout with rectally-inserted stomach flu treatments at the age of ten, I think it's safe to say that... nope. Not happenin'.<_<◊ So they look like bullets.
Okay, there's... absolutely no way I can say something flirty in response to that without sounding massively creepy. It is a scientific impossibility.I'd rectally insert my- I'll stop this entire thing right there. Time for math:
- Posts on 2nd day: 53
- Number of tropers in this day: 17
- Number of tropers all time: 29
- Number of fetishes mentioned so far: 57
- Number of posts removed: 3
- Number of derails: 5
- Longest derail: 19 posts about "Changing your sexuality"
- Troper with most posts that day: Tie between Madeof Meat and English Ivy, both having 7 posts.
- Runner up: Lull the Conqueror, with 6 posts.
- All time most poster: Lull has the position back again with 20 posts.
- Runner up: English Ivy close behind with 18 posts.
I definetly want English Ivy to see this. :P
Okay, I'm sorry but you just seem to be making fun of the thread and everyone in it. Liveblogs are meant for amusement, they're not your platform to make fun of people. And furthermore, it's not even funny.
So...y'know, tone it down.
Chill Spain, it's just lighthearted mockery, and many of those people don't even post anymore.
I remember making a few brief posts in the Fetishes thread, and then leaving. Oddly enough, I think those posts and most of my posts in ITT: ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!! are the only thread posts I made in my early troping days that I didn't regret later on, though it could be that my memory's fuzzy and I said something stupid.
issue's been resolved MOVE ALONG, NOTHING TO SEE HERE >_>
Pity I don't come along for the better part of a year. Then again, I don't think I want Usht to poke fun at my posts, I was a tad na´ve with some of them...
Your Honor, I plead Dork Age.
I fear the day when I have to do the same when someone decides to go meta and liveblog this liveblog.
@Ivy: Your motion passes. You're free to go.
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