No. I don’t feel like doing the Three Things happened thing like I did last time. It is mostly because NOTHING HAPPENED! WE JUST WATCHED POINTLESS INTROS! Arg...
As always, I will skip much of the movie because this is Pooh’s Adventures, not Scooby Doo and the Alien Invaders. Despite the fact that it is, but with Pooh and GAH! BRAIN FREEZE!
Part two of thirteen
So, when we last left off Scooby and Shaggy, they were going to a town to grab some chow and say hi to Pooh. Uh, did they know that Pooh and his friends would just happen to fall right into the town? Hell, Fred even says that they can just come across Pooh at the desert. In fact, much like how most of Pooh’s Adventures start out with the play, some of those start out with them in the desert and suddenly going into a town. This is why I do not wish to go for the “They are all re-enacting Christopher’s Fan Fiction”, because it convinces me that Christopher has some mental condition because he keeps repeating the same thing over and over again.
Some alien ship attacks them. But enough of that, it’s time for Pooh to meet the gang. No, I am dead serious. Pooh and his friends not only are acknowledged, but have been friends with the Mystery Gang for a while. Hm, maybe this will not be so bad after all.
: What’s going on?
Or not. Mind explaining what the hell Timon, Pumbaa, and Simba are doing? Okay yeah, they do live somewhere in the desert, but the fact that they just popped up with no telling us that they are with Pooh just bugs me. If you skip the intro, or just watch part two from the get go, you would have no idea Timon and the rest are with Pooh until he talks. Does Fred know Timon too? For the sake of convenience, yes, he does. So they talk for a while about what the alien was. Oh, and the machine is broken. So they must walk across the desert. Shaggy is like “Do I have to?” Then a fat joke is made. And something about Radial Snacks... I assume they are talking about Scooby Snacks or Bugs. Because Shaggy and Scooby are scared, they decided to stay and guard the machine with Tennessee and Chumley. Wait who? Where did they come from? Hold on, let me wiki.
So the Penguin is named Tennessee Tuxedo
. Sorry, still getting that out of my head. So they leave and... Wait, Nala is with the gang as well? Who else is hitching the ride? Okay. The gang leave, leaving Tennessee, Chumley, Nala (I assume), Shaggy, and Scooby to guard the Mystery Machine. Shaggy goes for a Scooby Snack, but it’s the last Scooby Snack, so Shaggy and Scooby fight for it. Tennessee, who I believe is the sane one around here, suggests that Shaggy shares it.
To justify the railroads that is the plot
Shaggy simply says that he does not want to share. The fight continues, messing space and time up! It is simply epic! It is Gurren Lagann
all over agai- no, the auto-tracking on the VHS happened. Then Tennessee says this: “At least it’s not a cartoon where thing’s get with a twist
”. I think I am gonna like Tennessee. He speaks my language, albeit a little wrong in a grammar sense. So Shaggy does agree to share, however, they see a rabbit with horns on its head. No wait! Jackalope! A Jackalope takes the snack and runs off. Chase ensues. And with any chase, there will be a rant. Nala is a Lioness. Lionesses are known for hunting food, as in chasing food and eating it. She could out run the Jackalope. Sure, she is no cheetah, but pretty darn close. Bah, I will let it slide. For now. So they chase the Jackalope to a cave, where something is glowing. Tennessee concludes that Miners are looking for gold. Then, aliens appear. Two of them.
Chumley says something among the lines of Right Behind Me
. Another chase ensues. You will be seeing these a lot, since this is Scooby Doo, after all.
One thing to note: Much like in the previous Pooh’s Adventures I did, the comments tell their own story, taking creative liberties with the movie, since its text based and not video based. The story has the Denshi Sentai Denziman
and Kamen Rider Sting
join in for the ride, and Sting actually uses his powers in a chase scene! The only person I ever see using their powers in a Pooh’s Adventures chase scene and it is in the comments. He used his Copy Vent (which copies whatever the opponent has
) to copy one of the bikes the aliens are on.
The chase ends with Scooby and Shaggy crashing into the diner. As does this post. Tune in next time.