Oh boy, we're in for a new one. Anyway, here's another installment of your My Immortal imitation!
Chapter 19: Naruku Fite
Oh great, an Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny, surely the author cannot flub this up! Anyway, the fic begins with Naraku evil smiling, and saying, "I have your friends, but I will make deattachments of them." Why bother? They're all wimps except Dracola, whom you didn't absorb!
And he let out Vampire, but he was with a spider mark on his torso, and he was not goffik any more, becuz detachmens are not reel peple. Then rescue him! Anyway, Vampire lunges at her, and Linda tries to block him with a barrier but the detachment has Yōmeiju tentacles (misspelled Yumeiju, but at least it's a canon power) that can go through barriers.
Then Linda blasts Vampire, who scratches her back with his sharp, non-goffik nails. She runs around and screams and Naraku/B'loody M. doesn't take the opportunity to nail her right then and there. Instead, he allows Linda to recover, blast Abada Cadavre at Vampire, and then kick the spider off him which apparently reverses the bonding.
Naraku makes a run for it as he knows that the tide has turned despite it having every reason not to. He covers his retreat with a storm of miasma, but Linda goes through it and does the blasting spell with the tooken edler wand I got frum Bloody Mary after beating her that won time. So you remember! Good for you.
Naraku was defeated, but he reappeared elsewhere cuz the creepy Infant was still out there. Didn't Naraku absorb Yōmeiju so that he can assimilate that Infant in order to stop the latter's plot against him? 
He must have discovered a portal to Hogwarts before that point, and decided that miss Black Hole Sue would make a great appetizer before he went back to the plot.
Then they go back to Hogwarts and somewho we furgot what happened down ther, except we foght Naruku. And so they refused to learn from their experience and died. The End. Except not.
We went to c a good charlotte concert, but it wuz not Gud Charlotte playing! It was Voldimorte and the Death Dealers, Corupted slef, Jojan Danderhoot , and Dumblider's Alzheimers, who came back from eivl guy vacanation. And they were overwhelmed by superior numbers and died. The End. Except not.
They reveled that they, naruku, and Glori were all working togetgher, OH NO! And they were unable to manage their formidable arsenal of powers effectively and so fell to Linda and her posse. This is the most likely scenario. Lucky me.
Anyway, that's all for today!
