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The Great Nitpicky Live Blog of El Goonish Shive
Mr AHR

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Strips 431-440 (End of the Not Aliens)
First things first, a quick announcement.

Starting Tuesday I will be on vacation to Florida. I will have internet access at the time, but I give a gentle "fuck you" to anyone who is hoping I would force myself to read EGS while I'm in Universal.

That is all. Will be back after the new year.

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Strip 434

...I mean...what the fuck...what the fucking fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK FUCK?

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Sketchbook Strip 101203

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...

ALL

OFMYHATE.

YOU.

Shive you goddamn no good dirty little hypocritical hypocrite. Yes, Shive. YES IT IS FUCKING OBVIOUS WHAT SHE'S SAYING. AND YOU KNOW WHO DOES THIS A LOT?

YOU!

YOU!

YOUYOUYOUYOUYOUYOUYOUYOUYOUYOUYOUYOUYOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

OK, so you MIGHT not do this as much with say, cursing (which you do do though) but you DO do this with any type of thing that could be misinterpreted as sexual.

No. It's not an art choice. It's not a moral choice. It's not a story choice. There is a way to do things without making it sexual. But noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Instead lets make everything super ultra vague and super ultra innocent BUT LETS REFERENCE NON INNOCENT THINGS AS MUCH AS WE CAN!

BECAUSE THAT'S OK! BECAUSE IT'S NOT REAL SEX! I DON'T NEED TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT IT!

You do the EXACT SAME THING with your risqué things, only you pass it off as a joke, or you keep all the naughty things JUST off camera, or you force your forum to not discuss it in any more detail than you have. You. Are. No. Better.

And you know what? Gender flipping is NOT censor worthy. Just check out Nickelodeon. They've been crossdressing their main leads for quite a while. So FAIL to that. And FAIL to your messed up standards Mr. Shive!

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Later y'all. I'm going to Harry Potter World. cool
20th Dec '10 1:08:58 PM flag for mods
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In response to the angryhate rant, pretend I link to that topless chick from the NP story again.
Noxilicious 21st Dec 10
"angryhate rant" is probably the best summation of this live blog... But at least it's funny enough to read... Sometimes...

LongNose 2nd Jul 11
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