- "You know how us women folk love eating ice cream when we're depressed, just like in the movies. Yes, sir. Eating ice cream and crying at shitty dramas like this one."
- Elliot, why did you not tell her you weren't interested, or that you already had a girlfriend?
- Sarah, why do you love him? What are the things you like about him, besides being the most normal male in the cast so far (except for Justin who's gay)? And why did Shive not bother showing us those things earlier so this doesn't come out of nowhere? You're making a webcomic for free on a schedule you decide yourself. Trust me, you have time.
- Is it too late to make Jeremy the protagonist of this comic?