First, let's update that scoreboard:
Crow: 25 (and assorted inanimate objects) Gort: 15 Artie: 13 Hawk: 7 Balls: 6 (and never going to get any more) Voltan: 4 Patricia Quinn: 1 man suffocated with silly string
Okay, with Balls dead and buried, it's time to do the same to this movie. And oh God here's the scene, here's the scene!
Witch: Have no fear BW. My magic powers will not harm you BW, but just for a short time, my powers will create a whirlpool of flying firebolts to blind their eyes.
That is, by the way, the only possible explanation for how the special effects made it past anything resembling an editing process.
The spinning column of whatthefuck spews glowing superballs into the abbey, where Voltan's men leap to their feet in disarray. Give 'em credit, I'd be confused if someone assaulted me with the contents of a coin-operated toy vending machine, too.
Then, there's an explosion of soap flakes - usually used to represent snow, but there hasn't been any snow in this movie at all, so I have no clue what's going on here - and Crow leaps into the room, jump-cuts at the ready.
During the fray, Voltan knocks Gort unconscious, and somehow Hawk ends up outside, where he makes short work of four goons in a row (plus three more inside). A goon pegs Artie with a throwing dagger, another one stabs a nun, and Crow and Artie (prior to his injury) account for eight goons each.
