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Muskrat, muskrat candlelight MIKE: Umm…what? Doin' the town and doin' it right In the evenin' CROW: In the morning and afternoon they’re just busy, cruisin’ around on their muskrat Benz’s in the city. It's pretty pleasin' TOM: I think we’re getting into a whole weird area here, guys. Muskrat Susie, Muskrat Sam MIKE: Together they fight crime! Do the jitterbug out in muskrat land CROW: Muskrat Land! Disney’s least popular theme park! And they shimmy And Sammy's so skinny TOM: He was thin enough to be anorexic! And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed Singin' and jingin' the jango CROW: Did Bill Cosby write this? Floatin' like the heavens above It looks like muskrat love MIKE: Well, guess I’d better call the exterminator. Nibbling on bacon, chewin' on cheese Sammy says to Susie TOM [Sammy]: Look out for the steel trap!! "Honey, would you please be my missus?" And she say yes With her kisses And now he's ticklin' her fancy MIKE: Should we be seeing this? BOTS: No. Rubbin' her toes Muzzle to muzzle, now anything goes As they wriggle, and Sue starts to giggle TOM: Y’know, I now see the reason why the furry fandom is ostracized by the rest of the Internet. And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed Singin' and jingin' the jango Floatin' like the heavens above CROW: Wait, did they die? Why are they floating? What’s going on? It looks like muskrat love La da da da da ... MIKE: That was surprisingly short. TOM: What were people in the 70’s thinking?
The Captain & Tennille cover somehow got to number 4 on the Billboard charts. Yeah...
Oh dear lord suddenly this lousy song is so much more bearable now.
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