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DocHaus2011-01-10 10:07:49

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It started out in an Irish pub and restaurant, where I was attending a birthday party of a family friend. Though I made conversation with some people I didn't know, I also occasionally glanced at the TV hanging over the bar nearby to watch the Seahawks pulling off an upset over the Saints. But with every other commercial break in this show they were hyping the new superhero show called, The Cape. As I drifted off to sleep later that night from the whiskey, I wondered, could this show fill the hole that Heroes had left behind? Sure, Heroes had gotten pretty stale and bad, but for a little while it was actually good, with an X-Men-ish story and Zachary Quinto being a cold-blooded killer. Maybe this would be like the Dark Knight in TV form?

Oh...how wrong I was. The Cape is bad. Bad bad bad bad baaaaaaaaaad. It might work better as a weekday afternoon kids show than a prime-time drama for the 18-49 demo. It took only 9 days for this thing to proudly carry a nomination for Worst Show of 2011. And the worst part is that it takes itself so damned seriously that it doesn't even know just how bad it really is.

I would've just left it at that, but then I started chatting with some people on #tropers as the second episode came on right after the pilot, and next thing I know, I end up liveblogging it.

So here's the deal, I'm going to liveblog the first two episodes thanks to the magic of Hulu to catch up on parts that I missed, then transfer it to here. Hope you enjoy it. After the first two episodes, I make no promises as to how long I feel like sticking with this awful awful show, even for the purpose of liveblogging or "Let's Play!"ing or whatever you call this.

Without further ado, I bring you the liveblog of THE CAPE! for however many episodes it will last.

Comments

melloncollie Since: Dec, 1969
Jan 10th 2011 at 11:19:10 AM
The police chief is named Tom Ross akshually, the newscaster person on the TV says so.

Okay... that car exploding... because of a torch.. WHAT THE HELL? Seriously, can someone explain to me what the hell just happened.

Although, if the torch thing killed the chief because it sucked away all the air and created a vacuum in the car (which I don't think should happen with fires, but that's what seemed to happen, judging by how the car windows started breaking), then the doors wouldn't open outwards because of the air pressure outside, not because they were locked. Why they didn't just shoot the windows to let air in I don't know.

Also, "Orwell is watching"? You don't think that's foreshadowing, do you? [wmg]

About THE CAPE's cape changing lengths: if you pay attention to the training montage, the cape can retract back into the... cape holder... thing. The thing Vince wears. Perhaps that's why it changes lengths as well? There's more cape fabric stuffed inside the cape holder thingy? And it's made of special super stretchy stuff?
50.9.206.82 Since: Dec, 1969
Jan 11th 2011 at 1:47:37 PM
Personally, my favorite moment came when he asked Summer Glau to do her computer magic, and all it took to shut down cell phones was to drag a box across her screen. She's clearly a genius.
EponymousKid Since: Dec, 1969
Jan 13th 2011 at 6:45:26 PM
Surely the cape changing length is intentional, as a tribute to the infamously variable capes of Batman and Spawn (or anyone with a cape as drawn by Todd Mc Farlane, really).

Because they'd clearly have to do this on purpose for it to happen at all. Wardrobe wouldn't switch to a shorter or longer cape on accident or something.
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