I've always thought that, in this setting, the P in 'PC' would stand for Pokemon. But then again, I suppose that not every computer in this world deals with Pokemon, and thus the abbreviation still wouldn't fit...oh, why am I even thinking about this? You played it for laughs, and that's a perfectly fine way to deal with this situation.
I'm enjoying this blog so far, and I wish you the best of luck when it comes to your first real catch.
I don't have a "Norton" :(
Anyway, I enjoyed this as well. Good luck on your journey!