Oh, God, Not a Sequel! Rika Liveblogs The Prayer Warriors: Battle With the Witches
Oh God, this is worse than My Immortal.... much worse.
Of what Ive read, Noah makes crazy assumptions. At times hes even worse than his brother. In his own fanfic he condemns random people to hell for no reason what so ever.
I don't remember much pot smoking in the movies.
... what puzzles me about this is your problem with naked preteens dancing in the rain. I mean, kids running and dancing around naked is pretty normal, isn't it? I see that all the time at the beach.
Hermione wasn't a Muggle. Her parents were both Muggles, so she's what the wizard community calls a Muggle-born, but she still uses magic. As a matter of fact, I'm pretty sure Muggles aren't allowed in Hogwarts. No point in going to a school to learn about magic you can't use.
Also, why would Hagrid help them kill magical creatures? Dumbledore made him the groundskeeper of Hogwarts because of his love for animals, even the scary ones like giant spiders and dragons. I could imagine him helping them take down Dumbledore if they promise to leave the Fobidden Forest alone. But that's only slightly less stupid because he and Dumbledore have been friends for years. I guess Tommy thinks that if a Christian does it, it's not immoral.
This has to be a troll fic. There are too many My Immortal references for it not to be.
Those are probably Noah in origin- a silent protest against his brother.
Wait a second...he hates his brother so much he killed an expy of him in the story, and yet he's still letting him write?
am I the only guy how wants to beat the shit out of Jerry
I have to admit, it would be actually kind of fun to have a boyfriend who would introduce me to people as "[His] Satanic whore..."
Another error in this story: The citizens of Rome did, in fact, breath occasionally. Yes, even while speaking.
I can't help thinking that Thomas Brown has a little Jesus handpuppet that he talks to.
Have strength and courage, Rika! YOU CAN DO EET!
"And Michael and his psychotic friends were exterminated with the rest of the Muggles and non-pureblood wizards when Voldemort and the Death Eaters took over the world. The end."
Rika I pity you