Oh, God, Not a Sequel! Rika Liveblogs The Prayer Warriors: Battle With the Witches
Oh God, this is worse than My Immortal.... much worse.
Of what Ive read, Noah makes crazy assumptions. At times hes even worse than his brother. In his own fanfic he condemns random people to hell for no reason what so ever.
I don't remember much pot smoking in the movies.
Hermione wasn't a Muggle. Her parents were both Muggles, so she's what the wizard community calls a Muggle-born, but she still uses magic. As a matter of fact, I'm pretty sure Muggles aren't allowed in Hogwarts. No point in going to a school to learn about magic you can't use.
This has to be a troll fic. There are too many My Immortal references for it not to be.
Those are probably Noah in origin- a silent protest against his brother.
I have to admit, it would be actually kind of fun to have a boyfriend who would introduce me to people as "[His] Satanic whore..."
Another error in this story: The citizens of Rome did, in fact, breath occasionally. Yes, even while speaking.
I can't help thinking that Thomas Brown has a little Jesus handpuppet that he talks to.
Have strength and courage, Rika! YOU CAN DO EET!