Darren Motherfrakking Azaki presents: Fanfic Theater 40000
I just remembered, Ebony's taste in music is what I consider a telltale sign that this is a troll fic. Good Charlotte is (pop) punk, not goth. They're entirely different subcultures as I understand them.
Also, Good Charlotte fucking sucks.
"Foundation" is the makeup that goes on the entire face as a background; all the rest of the stuff gets layered over it. White foundation is traditionally used by clowns and mimes, so the look described is less goth and more Bozo.
Dude, she wishes that she were related to Gerard Way "because he's a major fucking hottie". What a slut.
Thx for the linkage. *over-the-intertubes high-five*