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Kyon sold the bat to the other team. Because it was pretty obviously a magic bat. However, it was a rip-off because Yuki had already removed the enchantment.
And a badly beat-up one, at that.
(Furanku Roido Raito?) Frank Lloyd Wright
The unsubtitled bit Yuki said is apparently how she "casts spells" - it's apparently sped-up and backward recitation of SQL code.