* SugarWiki/FunnyMoments:
** A raft passenger is attacked by a fish. Another passenger begs someone to help because [[IHaveAFamily he has a wife and kids.]] Zombo's response
--->'''Zombo:''' Well, maybe that fish has a wife and kids too. Did anyone think of that? I mean, I don't think I have the right to kill someone's daddy. Even if it is a fish.
** Agent Yang revealing that he and Agent Yin were once the same person split in two by a [[TeleporterAccident deliberate teleporter duplication]]. And that they used to [[ScrewYourself have sex]].
** The leader of the inbred cannibal clan says the government called them so inbred they were psychotic. He admits they were right, but it wasn't polite to just point it out like that.
** While being held prisoner by cannibals and forced to play Twister, one of the passengers asks another to be his girlfriend.
** Zombo rescues two surviving prisoners but abandons an obese man who had his limbs cut off because he'd be too heavy to carry.
--->'''Passenger:''' He must weigh thirty stone!
--->'''Zombo:''' Bit lighter now, I imagine.
** The cannibal clan leader's [[EvenEvilHasLovedOnes outrage]] at the death of his wife, sister, daughter, and cousin...[[InbredAndEvil who are all the same person.]]
** Zombo confronts the "Death Shadow" and finds that it can't damage zombie flesh. He even sings "Tea For Two" as it fruitlessly tries to destroy him.
** Zombo and the last member of the cannibal clan happen upon a film crew that crash-landed on the planet and are [[TheShowMustGoOn shooting a Christmas show]].
* HilariousInHindsight: UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump as President? Yeah, right.