** "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2T_obaO46Bo Bacon is good for me!]]", and every other line by "King Curtis".
** Richard Heene's son, the "Balloon Boy".
** SHE'S NOT A CHRISTIAAAAAAHN!!
* MoralEventHorizon: Anything Christopher Childs does.
* SnarkBait: Many a wiseass has quipped "But exactly how far does the wife-swapping ''go''?" Unlike the famous "keys-in-a-bowl" parties held by some adventurous neighborhoods, the TV swapping never even goes as far as sharing the same bed.
* StrawmanHasAPoint: On occasion.
* TearJerker: Christopher Childs successfully brainwashing his daughter Columbia into ditching her dreams of becoming a successful woman in favor of being a servant to her future husband. Kim (the replacement wife)'s reaction to this is also quite upsetting.
* TheWoobie: The children of Christopher Childs.