* AlternateCharacterInterpretation: While Mr. Welch is clearly a Loonie, there are plenty of cases where the rules seem simply designed to insure the GM can railroad the campaign. For example:
-->410. If the NPC is on the cover of the rulebook, I can't kill him.
* CrazyAwesome: Can you imagine dealing with just ''one'' of the situations he's barred from?
-->1189. A stagehand does not get a better sneak bonus than ninjas. [[note]]The Western concept of the ninja comes from Eastern stagehands: both are completely clad in black.[[/note]]