* FridgeBrilliance: Skip shows up to the Social Justice dance dressed as Literature/DonQuixote. His armor is made mostly out of [[WindmillCrusader kitchen utensils]].
* StrangledByTheRedString: Alexandra, with Leon doing the strangling. Falling in love with your obsessive stalker with whom you spent, what, a couple of hours with at most? At best, they can double-date with Edward and Bella.