* BlessedWithSuck: Having gold coins fall out of your mouth with every word you speak may be pretty cool at first. But after a while it's going to get really annoying. Due to the choking hazard, I sure hope she doesn't talk in her sleep.
* DisproportionateRetribution: Being cursed to become uglier by the day, have live frogs jump out of your mouth with every word you speak, and to die a terrible death, all for being rude to three guys this one time. Hope you don't run into these guys on a bad day.
* UnfortunateImplications / FamilyUnfriendlyAesop: Remember girls, if you encounter three strange men in the woods, while wearing very little clothing, be sure to go right into their house and do everything they tell you. Good things are sure to happen to you for being nice!