* CrossesTheLineTwice: Garfield saying that Jon shoved his spare tire up his ass when he was trying to play Goatse-Man.
** Heck, everything that comes out of Garfield's mouth ([[NoMouth okay, not actually]], but still)
* {{Padding}}: Dear ''LORD''. The ''entire opening'' being played in reverse, Jon attempting not to carry out RockBottom, [[DropTheCow the ending]]...
* SoBadItsGood: Both parts are ''terrible'', between the {{overly long gag}}s, vulgar lines, and strange endings. The first is liked, the second not so much.
* {{Squick}}: "That's not a lake.".