* CrowningMomentOfFunny: Porthos's suicide attempt, and the few minutes prior to it.
--> "What's Porthos doing?"
--> [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Walking into the barn naked, it would seem."]]
* HamAndCheese: Jeremy Irons, John Malkovich and Gerard Depardieu seem to have been in a scenery-devouring contest.
** "It's JUDGMENT DAY!"
** "I am PORTHOS! And I FIGHT THE KING!"
** "As for you, back to the prison you fear and into the mask you hate. WEAR IT UNTIL YOU LOVE IT! And then die in it."
* {{Narm}}: Arguably the [[NarmCharm main appeal]] of the movie.
** D'Artagnan: "To love you is treason against France. Not to love you is treason... against my heart."
* RetroactiveRecognition: Then-unknown Peter Sarsgaard as Arthos' doomed son.