* IronWoobie: Jon a LITERAL iron woobie, after becoming a involuntary, unessasary cyborg.
* MagnificentBastard: Melissa is a type A magnificent Bastard.
* MarySue: An actual creator makes all of her characters Marysues. ONE OF HER CHARACTERS HAS 24 CHILDREN! Zem herself isn't much better; she's a stubborn, unreasonable, [[ShipperOnDeck forcible shipper]] who disrespects everyone who tries to set her straight.
* MoralEventHorizon: Drinking human blood did it in for Melissa being evil.
** Calling Melissa [[EmbarrassingNickname Flop]] destroyed any chance of Melissa and Deef being friends.
*** Hilariously Melissa believes Deef harming her in infant form made him and Evil Bastard because she has [[EvenEvilHasStandards standards about harming infants.]]
* TheScrappy: Zem is easily this.
* UglyCute: Depending on your P.O.V all Irkens may be this.