* MemeticMutation: Our Lord Toastersnake. Yes, he actually has [[http://thebookofbiff.com/forum/index.php/topic,451.0.html a church]].
* CrazyAwesome: Biff himself.
* NightmareFuel: [[http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/05/19/61-thermostat/ Here.]]
** How about [[http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2007/02/23/197-vacuum/ this one]]?
** [[http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2011/09/19/1370-beaned/ This.]] All arguments are invalid.