* BileFascination: With canon defilement to the max, annoying Mary Sue heroine, sickening saccharinity, gratuitous Japanese and Japanese stereotypes in a setting that isn't Japanese in the slightest, there are not many unironic enjoyers of this fic.
* ClicheStorm: The fic reads like a display of the most ignorant anime stereotypes – of the "extreme {{moe}}" kind.
* FetishRetardant: The attempts at {{Fanservice}}.
* {{Moe}}: Sakura was probably ''supposed'' to come off as this.
* {{Narm}}: ''The [wind] opened its huge mouth and swallowed her whole.''; ''[Ume] looked like a queen in her lacy night underwear.''; ''"Now lose you the bra!!!"''
* SoBadItsGood: ''Anime/CowboyBebop'' is often described as an {{anime}} for people who don't like anime, due to its avoidance of common anime stereotypes. This story pretty much adds all of those stereotypes back in. Then there's the whole Mary Sue and FangirlJapanese thing.
* UnnecessaryMakeover: Faye gives Sakura one. (She wanted to make her more "sexy" instead of cute.)