* CrowningMomentOfFunny: See: the quote and photo attached to this page, and the payoff of "Intermission: The Sincerists":
--> '''Arthur''': I've been sincere for years, eight or nine. And I just don't see people like you. I'm so pleased!
--> '''Hazel''': AR-THUR!
--> '''Arthur''': I would probably fuck you, but your face is atrocious. And there's that odor. Do you wash?
--> '''Hazel''': ...Yes.
--> '''Arthur''': Would not have guessed.
--> '''Hazel''': Th. Thank you for your honesty.
--> '''Arthur''': Mm. Can you get the check? I don't feel like paying.
* InternetBackdraft: The cover of chapter three caused this because it had the audacity to be bedecked with a naked man.