* {{Altitis}} There's ''eight'' classes! And any of them can be either gender! And there's like, ''ten'' sliders to determine your character's body type! And the hairstyle! Oh, so many hairstyles to choose from....
** Fun fact: ignoring race & gender, there are 24 different two-class combinations you can choose. That's assuming a Rogue/Mage and a Mage/Rogue don't count as two.
* ClicheStorm
* CriticalResearchFailure: Boars appear as passive herbivores that are perfectly fine with people running up and making loud noises next to them, and only fight if attacked.
** For a couple of months at the start of the game, players could mine for "brass ore." A patch renamed it to zinc ore, which makes significantly more sense.
* CrowningMusicOfAwesome: Most of the soundtrack gives the perfect feel for where the player is. Which is pretty damn good for an MMORPG. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfnDxLiZr4o Forsaken Abbey]] and [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MhUmgdUMIE Mystic Altar Gates]] to name a few.
* TheyChangedItNowItSucks: A charge leveled by the FanDumb after every. ''single.'' '''patch.'''