* SugarWiki/FunnyMoments: This exchange between Dinah and the Op while they're stuck hiding out from gunmen in a forest.
-->Then she said:\\
"I'm catching cold. By the time anybody comes, if they ever do, I'll be sneezing and coughing loud enough to be heard in the city."\\
"Just once," I said. "Then you'll be all strangled."\\
"There's a mouse or something crawling under the blanket."\\
"Probably only a snake."\\
"Are you married?"\\
"Don't start that."\\
"Then you are?"\\
[[InsaneTrollLogic "I bet your wife's glad of it."]]'
* MagnificentBastard: The Continental Op is a bastard and he is magnificent, giving us an object lesson in PlayingBothSides.