* CrazyAwesome - Many of the agents forced to sit through the horrors of badfic aren't quite right in the head anymore. This probably makes them even deadlier.
* CrossesTheLineTwice - The [[BlackComedyRape Rape Jar]].
* CrowningMomentOfAwesome- Several, due to the number of known Agents and PPC stories. Some can be found on [[Awesome/ProtectorsOfThePlotContinuum the relevant page]].
* CrowningMomentOfFunny: See the relevant [[Funny/ProtectorsOfThePlotContinuum page]].
* FetishFuelStationAttendant - Lux.
* HellIsThatNoise - The console beep.
* HesJustHiding - [[spoiler:Makes-Things: "I think I would know if I was dead!"]]
* HolyShitQuotient - Varies [[DependingOnTheWriter from writer to writer]], and depending on what fic they're sporking.
* LessDisturbingInContext - A number of things, though they're not necessarily ''much'' less disturbing in context.
* NauseaFuel - Some of the ickier fics, and some of the executions.
* NightmareFuel - All those things that happen in PornWithoutPlot, the rapefics, the squick, and the creepy fetish fics? Unless the victim is ID'd as a replacement Sue, chances are it's a [[AndIMustScream possessed canon character]], who may or may not be [[AndIMustScream aware of what they're being forced to do]] and will possibly need medical assistance and resuscitation afterwards. And the Wraiths can possess agents as well.
** Even worse is if it's a [[RealPersonFic real person]].
** In a Left 4 Dead Fic, the agents have to deal with a Sue that's literally a giant, swearing, zombie killing, ''sandwich''.
*** Worse, the damn thing just won't die. In their second mission dealing with it, they have to figure out a way to kill it since it survived being shot and having its neck broken.
* SoBadItsGood or So Bad It's Horrible - The fics which get sporked. SoBadItsGood tends to produce funnier results.
* {{Squick}} - Some of the more dreadful fics; it's a charge for a reason.
* TastesLikeDiabetes - Many Suefics, ''especially'' Legolas/OC "Legomances."
* TearJerker: Some of the agent histories are pretty damn depressing. In particular, [[StepfordSmiler Gabrielle]] is a [[RidiculouslyCuteCritter cute fluffy]] [[VideoGame/{{Pokemon}} Flareon]]... who was discarded as useless by a [[StopHavingFunGuys competitive player.]] Her trainer was abusive, insulting her and devaluing her existence until she reached the point where her entire sense of self-worth is based on what others think of her.
** After the mission where this was first explored in any depth, Gabrielle was tasked with keeping a diary by her therapist. It's presented in a similar manner to [[StepfordSmiler how she speaks]], but we get a vague idea of what she was put through by Tempest. [[WhyDidYouMakeMeHitYou And]] [[TrainingFromHell it]] [[DontMakeMeTakeMyBeltOff is]] ''[[BreakTheCutie harrowing]]''. Though she does get a little HopeSpot at the end.
--> I'm not weak.
--> I'm not.
** The ending to Little Miss Mary.
--> [[spoiler:"Good-bye, Alex. I love you."]]
--> [[spoiler:Alex tried to grab her again, but she ducked inside and the door slid shut behind her. Alex pounded his fists against it. “SABRINA!” he screamed. “DON’T GO! DON’T GO! YOU CAN’T DO THIS! PLEASE! COME BACK!”]]
* UncannyValley - Sues fall into this by reason of being too perfect.
* TheWoobie: Several agents go past ButtMonkey and into this when their authors get mean. The most recent contender is Cadmar, for the TraumaCongaLine he ([[GenderBender currently she]]) faced in "Dragon Lady". Even the ''Flowers'' took pity on him/her.
** Then there's the [[Literature/NewJediOrder Yuuzhan Vong]] who got ''assimilated by the [[Franchise/StarTrek Borg]]''. Let that sink in a moment.
** [[BreakTheCutie Rina and Zeb.]] They've been through hell, and [[WordOfGod it's only going to get worse]].