* CrazyAwesome - Many of the agents forced to sit through the horrors of badfic aren't quite right in the head anymore. This probably makes them even deadlier.
* CrossesTheLineTwice - The [[BlackComedyRape Rape Jar]].
* CrowningMomentOfAwesome- Several, due to the number of known Agents and PPC stories. Some can be found on [[Awesome/ProtectorsOfThePlotContinuum the relevant page]].
* CrowningMomentOfFunny: See the relevant [[Funny/ProtectorsOfThePlotContinuum page]].
* FetishFuelStationAttendant - Lux.
* HellIsThatNoise - The console beep.
* HesJustHiding - [[spoiler:Makes-Things: "I think I would know if I was dead!"]]
* HolyShitQuotient - Varies [[DependingOnTheWriter from writer to writer]], and depending on what fic they're sporking.
* LessDisturbingInContext - A number of things, though they're not necessarily ''much'' less disturbing in context.
* NauseaFuel - Some of the ickier fics, and some of the executions.
* NightmareFuel - All those things that happen in PornWithoutPlot, the rapefics, the squick, and the creepy fetish fics? Unless the victim is ID'd as a replacement Sue, chances are it's a [[AndIMustScream possessed canon character]], who may or may not be [[AndIMustScream aware of what they're being forced to do]] and will possibly need medical assistance and resuscitation afterwards. And the Wraiths can possess agents as well.
** Even worse is if it's a [[RealPersonFic real person]].
** In a Left 4 Dead Fic, the agents have to deal with a Sue that's literally a giant, swearing, zombie killing, ''sandwich''.
*** Worse, the damn thing just won't die. In their second mission dealing with it, they have to figure out a way to kill it since it survived being shot and having its neck broken.
* SoBadItsGood or So Bad It's Horrible - The fics which get sporked. SoBadItsGood tends to produce funnier results.
* {{Squick}} - Some of the more dreadful fics; it's a charge for a reason.
* TastesLikeDiabetes - Many Suefics, ''especially'' Legolas/OC "Legomances."
* UncannyValley - Sues fall into this by reason of being too perfect.
* TheWoobie: Several agents go past ButtMonkey and into this when their authors get mean. The most recent contender is Cadmar, for the TraumaCongaLine he ([[GenderBender currently she]]) faced in "Dragon Lady". Even the ''Flowers'' took pity on him/her.
** Then there's the [[NewJediOrder Yuuzhan Vong]] who got ''assimilated by the [[Franchise/StarTrek Borg]]''. Let that sink in a moment.