* AlternateCharacterInterpretation: Snape
* BigLippedAlligatorMoment: Randomly taking off his sock, and throwing it at Nicholas Joseph Strauss-Matathia
* CrossesTheLineTwice: Is shocked to learn that Dylan Saunders (Dumbledore) is Jewish.
-->"What's your real last name? Saunderstein?"
* SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments: After asking Joey Richter if he'll add him as a friend on Facebook, and Joey agrees.
-->'''Snape:''' Does this mean you'll be my friend?
-->'''Joey:''' We are friends.
-->'''Snape:''' ''[turns to camera]'' I made a friend.
* JerkassWoobie: Implied that the only reason acts like this is because he's afraid the other Starkids don't like him.