* BigLippedAlligatorMoment: [[WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs Oh, of course, the whole game.]] But, specifically, ''the announcers''. Even more specifically, '''the battle of the announcers'''. Even ''even'' more specifically, Jane in a sadomasochist outfit who's trying to "satisfy" her boss.
** The infamous photo of the narrator in the chicken mask during his chastisement of the player. Might we add, a photo that is '''upside-down''' -- as if the developers didn't think the ''chicken mask'' was already a random enough detail. The fact that the viewer was already exposed to random pictures of race cars and pandas at the beginning of the game and yet the picture ''still'' managed to be bizarre anyways is really saying something.
* HollywoodHomely: Amy.
* MemeticMutation / {{Narm}}: Thresher's "TAKE YA DAMN CLOTHES OFF!!!"
** Another narmy moment is after John says "I don't want you for a night. I want you for a lifetime.", a clichéd but somewhat heartwarming line, he says "I've been searching for me... for you...", and not only does the blatantly obvious flubbing of the line make it in, but so do the actors laughing about it.
* NightmareFuel: The image of John's mother that appears at the end of his dream.
* {{Padding}}: ''WHY, YES, WE DO WANT TO WATCH OUR HEROES GO ABOUT THEIR DAILY LIVES IN ONE LONG, OVER-PHOTOSHOPPED SLIDESHOW.'' Also, the actors apparently got distracted easily. The chase scene quickly turns into a slideshow of the actors having fun around UsefulNotes/LosAngeles tourist traps. The fact that Jane is wearing only a bra and skirt is [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment the only indication that this has anything to do with the plot at all]].
* SoBadItsGood: ''Maybe''...
* TheyJustDidntCare: And with good reason. If Jane's actress is to be believed, most of the cast were only involved as personal favors to the creator, the game had a shoestring budget at best, and most of the crew working on it didn't even think that the game was going to be ''released''. This might explain the game's poor quality.
* TheyWastedAPerfectlyGoodPlot: [[DownplayedTrope Downplayed]], as of course the game would have still been far from perfect, but it would have been a bit more tolerable to sit through - heck, maybe even somewhat amusing at points - if it actually were full-motion video (and didn't throw in random content like the chicken mask and the outtake of the actors laughing over a flubbed line, for that matter). Even the AVGN ponders in his review during both the fight of the narrators and the chase scene what things would have looked like if the game were full-motion.
* UnfortunateImplications: If you have Jane make the first move, then after she goes to her interview John first reflects on his good fortune but then starts thinking that she must be a filthy slut because she hit on a guy she didn't know.
* WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs: As the Nerd so nicely put it:
---> "What kind of '''fucked up''' game ''is'' this!?!"