* BigLippedAlligatorMoment: Pretty much the entirety of the second act of ''Ghost'', which consists of Mike bumming around on his boat, picking up a pair of nubile coeds, and introducing them to BDSM. Besides showing what he's been doing since getting out of the hospital, it has no bearing on the larger plot until he gets a call from his handler requesting that he go get shot up again, after which it is never mentioned again beyond an incredibly tangential reference in ''A Deeper Blue'' that doesn't even mention the coeds.
** All together now... '''"OH JOHN RINGO NO!"''' Also, Mike "collects hookers [[CrazyCatLady like cats]]!"
** That's not a harem, it's a fucking entourage.