* AcceptableTargets: Aside from the Army and its soldiers, the comic has made occasional digs at various kinds of peace activists, [[InterServiceRivalry the Air Force]], the media, various government/military policies, political correctness, and Kid Rock.
* CrowningMomentOfFunny: Sgt Murphy's first boxing match, which he expects to be a CurbStompBattle because he's fighting an Airman. Turns out the Airman is ''huge''.
** '''''MONGO HATE ARMY!!'''''
* IncrediblyLamePun: [[http://www.pvtmurphy.com/Prints/Mp3.htm Three military policemen decide to form a band...]]