!!Chapter One
* LesYay: Gail and Megan. To the point where Sherman thought Gail was in a relationship with her as well as Henry.
* {{OT3}}: In Chapter One, concerning the possible Gail/Henry/Terrence love triangle, Madame Blue has often proposed a threesome as a solution. All three parties are utterly disgusted by the idea.

!!Chapter Two
* DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything: Henry [[ForcefulKiss forcing Gail into a kiss]], and ''holding her down'' while it happens. ''And she responds.'' Uh... huh.
* HoYay:
** Terrence and Henry
** Grant and Eric. Makes sense, since they're supposed to be modern [[Literature/LesMiserables Grantaire and Enjolras]].
* LauncherOfAThousandShips: The muns have joked about ''everyone'' being this, but Gail and Henry especially.
** Irene, due to being a prostitute who's always on the lookout for new clients.
* LesYay: Colleen and Annabella, Gail and Ophelia, Gail and Colleen...
** Add Gail/Irene and Irene/Molly to the list.
** Emily and Gloria
* TheWoobie: ''Everyone''. Everyone has some sort of problem that makes you feel sorry for them.
** Ophelia, poor thing.
** Ella, but she doesn't complain much.
** Colleen, when she sees Gail kissing Henry, not knowing it was part of a Gossip Girl task. [[spoiler: Oh, and now she's dead.]]
** Henry is a JerkassWoobie
*** As is Emily. Is she bitchy, an alcoholic, and a nasty teacher? Yes. Is she also isolated, lonely, and just desiring love and friendship? ''Hell yes''.
** Whitney. Her stepmother ''locks her in the closet for a day and a half''. Why? Because Whitney [[DisproportionateRetribution made plans with a friend without asking first]]. Fortunately, Daria comes to rescue her--all the while Whitney is ''still'' insisting it was her fault!
** Add Gail to the list. [[spoiler:Her farm was completely destroyed in the tornado, and her father has vanished without a trace, probably dead.]]