* BigLippedAlligatorMoment: Just after the opening mission, an animation sequence occurs that looks rather like a trailer for the game, within the game. In it, Simon wakes up on the battlefield, with [[ArtifactOfDoom Shadowhand,]] and proceeds to encounter both [[TheGhost the barbed-wire monster]] and several other monsters. When Simon wakes up in the next mission, he lacks Shadowhand and has never seen any of the monsters before.
* CrazyAwesome: Using a giant walking tank to destroy an even ''BIGGER'' scorpion-looking tank in a fully destructable Stone Henge-esque arena
** Pretty much this entire game; mix World War One, Zombies, Vampires, Giant walking tanks, and [[{{BladeBelowTheShoulder}} a mechanical gauntlet that has 3 retractable blades]] and can [[{{KillItWithFire}} throw fireballs.]]
* CrowningMomentOfAwesome: "Simon says: Kiss my human ass!"
** "This mailman is gonna kick some ass" said after reading a [[{{Tearjerker}} dead soldier's letter to his wife,]] after Simon had previously declared to the (at the time living) soldier that wasn't going to take the letter.
* CrowningMomentOfFunny: "Kill the biggest basterd in the universe and get out of Hell once in for all" as a ''mission objective''
* CrowningMusicOfAwesome: The song to the final battle with Mephisto [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohgURsPjlD4]]
** Coincides with OminousLatinChanting