* DamselScrappy: Charlene
* EarWorm: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VH7VhP0Yr7c The theme]]
* NarmCharm: If Any Griffith doesn't reel you in, the HamAndCheese acting and 1980's fashion will.
* SoBadItsGood
* Just pretend that you're a lawyer for the prosecution when you watch this. Then call out "Objection!" every time that a real prosecutor would during Matlock's questioning of witnesses. It will make you hoarse.