* AwesomeEgo: And fraggin' proud of it!
* {{Bowdlerize}}: Can ya believe that in [[WesternAnimation/SupermanTheAnimatedSeries Super-Dweeb's cartoon]], instead of "Bastiches", I say "Geekwads"!
* CrazyAwesome: The Main Man has been known to be so wild that many of you think he's cool.
* CrossesTheLineTwice: What line? Bub, my violence is so over the top it goes from disturbing to hilarious. And even when it's still disturbing, I'll just jack it up a notch.
* DorkAge: That time I looked like that [[Literature/{{Twilight}} Edward]] bastich and started claiming the real me was a fake. Which would be [[ComicBook/{{New52}} right now.]]
* InternetBackdraft/ TheyChangedItNowItSucks: Ma new design for the ''ComicBook/{{New 52}}'' ain't goin' over too well with everybody. Even I don't like it! Where's Warner Bros.? I want to frag 'em now!
* OlderThanTheyThink: As the main page pointed out, people will assume that I'm a parody of the NinetiesAntiHero like that [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Deadpool}} merc that won't shut his fraggin' face]], but I predate the what everyon' sees is the start of TheDarkAgeOfComicBooks by about 3 years.
* TheScrappy: That nancy boy ComicBook/{{New 52}} bastich who has the gut to claim he's the real me has gotten a lot of flak, and rightfully so! That guy's a freaking pussy compared to me!
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