* BigLippedAlligatorMoment: Max morphing out of Kazaam's glass full of water. This is never mentioned or explained so we pretty much have no damn idea how or why it occurred.
** Also, the flying French toast.
* SugarWiki/CrowningMomentOfAwesome: There is one and '''only''' one awesome scene and that is Kazaam beating up the bad guys towards the end.
* MemeticMolester: The genie lies in bed with Max, ''bathes'' in front of him, and then kisses him on the face by the end of the film. Mind you, this is a 7'2" man and a young boy.
* MemeticMutation: [[IncrediblyLamePun LET'S GREEN EGG AND HAM IT!]]
* MoralEventHorizon: Malik pushing Max down the elevator shaft, killing him.
* WTHCastingAgency: Shaq as a rapping genie? Seriously?